Pinkie Pie learns of sacred artifact known as the Orb of Super Chaos, and enlists the help of three of her other friends in search of the holy relic. Twilight leads the quartet across the Equestrian landscape in what could be called their finest hour. The adventure of their entire lives, an adventure that could determine the fate of the entire universe. This is their story.

This is their adventure.

AN: This was written solely for comedic purposes. I have absolutely no clue what compelled me to write this, other then my deranged brain telling me to do so. Rated mature for very bad themes of drugs and language. You've been warned.