The one German who is lazy for real.

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

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I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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