Why am I still in this fandom?

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.