Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

time is a crime

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

space is a waste

Aye, I'm just a regular guy who enjoys writing pones.