Can you guess the original text???

When I was sent to Ponyville, I had high hopes. When you were a prince , I knew you had the right choice. But now I can't get ready to take a deep breath. Equestria goes straight. Are you ready

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Just curious.

There's some HORSE in the house (x4)

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet APPLE PONIES why am i here...
Make that BUCK BALL game weak, woo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Do you enjoy reading SadWally stories? Did you enjoy reading "blue wallflower"? Well, you should check out this short story by The Sleepless Beholder!

TThat Sinking Feeling

• Equestria Girls
• Drama
• Sad
• Slice of Life

I sink into the darkness, hearing voices all around me, and I can only think

• Second Person
• Wallflower Blush

The Sleepless Beholder · 1.3k words  ·  19  2 · 449 views

To my knowledge, this is the first time another author has written a story directly inspired by one of my own stories. So, it's an honor!

Bye Don. We shall miss the numerous memes you spawned and...yeah not much else.

The child spoke to her mother. "Okay, this is what we know will happen, gradually over time. First the aches and discomfort will come. Then pain will come. Then the confusion. Then the disorientation. Then the organ failure. Then the death rattle. Then the last breath."

"Gradually?" the mother said.

"Yes," the child replied. "Slowly."

"Well then what do I do now?" the mother asked, lying on the bed.

"Wait," the child said.

"And what will you do?"

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Read this story if you wanna watch Sweetie Belle try to make Uncle Roger approved egg fried rice!

ESweetie Belle cook egg fried rice

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Hello niece and nephew. In this story, Sweetie Belle try to cook egg fried rice. Does not go well at all.

• Crossover
• Sweetie Belle
• Autumn Blaze

Mica · 1.3k words  ·  14  2 · 386 views

For every state your preferred presidential candidate has won, take a shot.

Because I like to suck balls.

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