MLP quotes but butchered through Google Translate

Can you guess the original text???

When I was sent to Ponyville, I had high hopes. When you were a prince , I knew you had the right choice. But now I can't get ready to take a deep breath. Equestria goes straight. Are you ready

ORIGINAL: When we sent you to Ponyville, I had high hopes. When you became Princess of Friendship, I knew I made the right choice. But nothing could prepare me for how proud I am right now. Equestria is definitely in the right hooves. You are ready.

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Yes, I did! The horse has grown! We can do anything! And these confusions and other concerns are irrelevant. very good! And what do you want!

ORIGINAL: Of course we did! We're grown-up ponies now! We can do anything! And all those worries Twilight and the others had don't apply anymore. Because we're big! And bein' big is all it takes!

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How to celebrate? Is a woman traveling to Las Vegas?

ORIGINAL: How do you wanna celebrate? Girls' trip to Las Pegasus?

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I thought, "Thanks for winning the medal", but I was worried if it was a gift, but now I can't be happier than you. I'm looking forward to the prize!

ORIGINAL: It was going to be a "congrats on getting a medal of honor" present, but then I was afraid it would have to be a going-away present, but now, it's a "I couldn't be happier you're staying" present!

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One day my product will touch! But as a class, I couldn't dance in front of an audience. This is crazy!

ORIGINAL: Tender Taps: I bet some day my cutie mark will even be about performing! But I could never dance in front of an audience the way I do in class. That's t-t-t-t-terrifying!

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calm down!

ORIGINAL: QUIET.....................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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For those who are curious, I did English > Welsh > Russian > Japanese > Maori > Basque > Amharic > Portuguese > English. One language from every corner of the globe.

Comments

[Autumnblazelover61]

"One day my product will touch"

-Netflix making anything nowadays

[Leafy]

Noice.

[Luminous Grace]

I once put the entire MLP intro theme song through Google Translate like around 20 times in a row. What I got was a majestic trainwreck. I still have it around if you want to see.

[Mica]

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Yes please.

[Luminous Grace]

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It would be extremely convenient if I could put a table into this comment box, but I don't think I can.

Original version

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
[Twilight Sparkle]
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
[Rainbow Dash]
Big adventure
[Pinkie Pie]
Tons of fun
[Rarity]
A beautiful heart
[Applejack]
Faithful and strong
[Fluttershy]
Sharing kindness!
[Twilight Sparkle]
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
(My Little Pony)
Do you know you're all my very best friends?

Google translate version!

Boonie, a little cheerful
Uh uh uh
[Awakening]
(Mehri al-Sagir)
I want to know your friendship.
(Mehri al-Sagir)
So everyone follows me
[Start the Rainbow]
Happy journey
[Flashlight]
Interesting things
[Less]
Excuse me.
[Reject]
The believers are very powerful
[Fluttershy]
Please let me know more!
[Awakening]
This function is very simple.
Industrial Production Art
(Mehri al-Sagir)
Do you know that you are a close associate?

I put it through 10 times, and this is what I got with including exotic languages like Amharic and Uzbek. I had to make sure to copy this correctly. I ran into a problem after translating to Arabic and back, it just turned "My Little Pony" into "Mehri al-Sagir" and wouldn't translate further.

I am not sure how "magic make it all complete" became "Industrial Production Art".
Or how Pinkie Pie became "Flashlight", let alone how any of the Mane Six's names got mangled this badly. Sorry Rarity, you're just "Less" now.

[Mica]

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I always aspire to be a "close associate".