W.A.P. but it's stupidly censored by ponies so it's safe for kids

There's some HORSE in the house (x4)

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet APPLE PONIES why am i here...
Make that BUCK BALL game weak, woo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you FLYING with some wet AWESOME PLUSHIES
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ALICORN PRINCESS
Give me everything you got for this wet AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!! this isn't even on the beat...

This SWIMMING POOL is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm DARING DO
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that BIG MAC truck
Right in this little EE-YUP~!
Make ICE cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a SUNDAE
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I MAKE CUPCAKES…

Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet ASS CRANKY (DOODLE)
Now get a bucket OF MUFFINS
That's some HUNGRY DERPY
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!!!
CUTIE MARKS in a VAULT
'CAUSE OF STARLIGHT GLIMMY, huh

Comments

[Mica]

these children are not dancing to age-appropriate music

[Deep]

LOL

This is great!

[Darkstory]

How this song can have become so popular the lyrics are so gross. The persons don’t understand what she sing or what.