Hey! You've probably heard my story a thousand times right? Guy goes to a Convention, buys something, ends up in Equestria, then gets turned to stone because ponies think he's a threat. HOWEVER! I'm different, because I'm right! Celestia really is an evil dictator and I'm the only one who can or will (or want) to stop her. I am Orochimaru, and I shall defeat Celestia!