Do I eat ass? No.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

"Cipher sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper." - - - "I know, I'm already a demon."

What a great day to hump something.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Something-something horse narrations.

That feeling when you'll never be a famous pony writer who burns out and fades into obscurity. Why even live?

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.