Bee horse go bzzzzzz. Commission prices and ToS: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1025389/commission-prices-tos

kick back, relax, and praise the sun

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Tin loaf /tɪn ləʊf/ (adjective) - To be desired or approved of; a good thing.

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!