Because making an easily traceable avatar is just a wonderful idea

I am a reading crackhead, and your stories are my cocaine.

Starlight Glimmer best pony

I am the oracle. I seek to tell you a story. Will you come sit and listen?

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

We seek not a conflict, but rather a restoration of balance, a judgment.And it will be done with reason, from beginning to end.

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

The hardest part about writing is that nothing you make is ever as good on the page as it was inside your head... but other people don't know that, so we worry over nothing.

My Little Dashie merchant born and raised.

I apologise in advance for what you are about to read.

A gamer, who decided to attempt to write fanfics for MLP FIM

lol dis be a bio

me

I mostly just read stuff. Oh, and sometimes make ePubs.

I am a giant world ending robot that enjoys reading pony stories

I'm just a man trying to find and read the best fimfiction has to offer.

Sometimes I express my nonsensical thoughts in the form of fanfiction.

"All I have to offer is blood, sweat, and tears."

Stalking you for mutual satisfaction.

I'll work on this later...

SJW Attack Survival Guide

Be who you are and strive who you want to be

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