Let me write and I shall not disappoint.
Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.
"Cute, adorable, naive, and easily mislead by human nature" Sound like all good reasons to visit Equestria!
I’m the hardest of core, a keeper of lore, the oi-est of vey, and Krell is my name