"As a writer I make my own rules. If I wanna start a sentence with a full stop, I will." - Garth Marenghi

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

The magic comedy hoers.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.