I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

25 years old! Extreme mood swings! Weird! Doesn't finish his stories! Likes fruit, vegetables and meat!