"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I am a 27 year old High School Alumni. I am also a brony, and a avid gamer. Rainbow Dash is the element of Loyalty and my pony waifu!!!! A huge thanks to Ms. Amber Davis for my oc commission.

I want to share a little story... (May post bio later...)