Too busy to post blogs, but not too busy to write is a pretty common place for me to be in, TBH. Anyway, if you somehow missed it, the new chapter is here. I'd say it was super gay, but I'm pretty sure King Missile spoke to this exact situation in his famous song, and classed it as 'not gay', so YMMV.

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Merry Christmas, I guess?

It's a think. Okay. So Write Club is a thing. This is my assignment.

Okay. Kraken are aquatic, and Canterlot is landlocked.

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I don't think TwiCord or whatever is a remotely plausible ship, but Pandora is totes adorbs.

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OMG my feels! What have you done to my feels?!?!

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Seriously, the TwiBlitz thing in Chapter 1 was supposed to be a one-off, but apparently these two can't keep their hooves off each other, and hijacked the whole chapter. Wonderful wing and ball play! And I absolutely didn't sneak any gay in, this time, I swear!

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I love these two, and they didn't disappoint me in scene. Maybe you'll like what they and male-but-not-actually-Blitz-Rainbow Dash get up to?

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This one is full of sads. You have been warned.

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It has a lovingly detailed description of autofellatio. *braces for downvotes*

That particular act is #3 on the list of things I wish I could do, right after telekinesis and not having to sleep. #TMI

Since Equestrians display a level of flexibility more similar to carnivores than to horses in the show, and since the males are, I think it's safe to assume, all hung like horses, I've just gone ahead and decided that that many of the males can do this.

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Hey, check out this technically clean picture I drew. Nope. Nothing NSFW going on here.

Submitted the start of a new story. Should be up soon, I hope. FlutterDash/TwiDash thing. Maybe more; as a writer I am more of a gardener than an architect.

No, now they're starting to ship themselves!

I won't be specific, because spoilers, but pony X and pony Z had better stop it and get with the program, or I'm getting the hose.