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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

Mar
10th
2016

Fahion Ponies are Horrible in A Rock in a Soft Place · 11:59am Mar 10th, 2016

New chapter up! Feels are felt, secrets are discovered. It's good! Go read it!

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Mar
3rd
2016

Sassy Saddles Plays Threshhold guaridian in A Rock in a Soft Place! · 3:43pm Mar 3rd, 2016

Frazzle and Sassy throw down. Maud is awesome. OC background characters are... original. I wrote a thing! Read it!

Feb
24th
2016

New Chapter of A Rock in a Soft Place Up! · 4:51pm Feb 24th, 2016

In this one, Frazzle meets the Mane 6, and gets a reason to doubt her new relationship. It's not a good reason, but its enough for Frazzle.

Read it here if you haven't yet.

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Feb
20th
2016

Cadence and I Have a Lot in Common · 4:46am Feb 20th, 2016

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Feb
19th
2016

What Socks? · 4:57am Feb 19th, 2016

I drew a thing.

Applejack would never wear socks. Only naughty ponies wear socks.

Feb
17th
2016

I Made a Frazzle Rock Group · 6:17pm Feb 17th, 2016

You all know I love that pony. She doesn't have a group, so I made her one -- Frazzle Rock Rocks.

So if you find any more Frazzle Rock stories, could you add them there, please?

On a related note, I put a new chapter up for A Rock in a Soft Place. This one has awkward dating! And food porn! Followed by porn porn! The rules of the site forbid me from linking to it, but you know where to look.

Feb
13th
2016

Oh Great! · 1:58am Feb 13th, 2016

Only three and a half months until I need to start worrying about canon messing up my fanfic again!

Okay, technically the fact that almost everybody isn't bisexual in canon Equestria josses my fanfic from the getgo. So, more ponies! Yay!

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Feb
10th
2016

New Story and General Thoughts · 5:14am Feb 10th, 2016

I'm writing another mostly-unrelated quasi-sequel to Hot Harvest and Life after the Blitz -- It's called A Rock in a Soft Place, and it's a sweet BDSM romance story about the most chic of ponies falling in love with a total nerd. Its like the other stories in that it's a melodramatic, pornographic love story set in a Equestria of remarkable sexual permissiveness and extreme emotional realism. What happens to ponies' hearts

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Jan
29th
2016

I Wrote a Non-Pony Thing · 12:59am Jan 29th, 2016

Betrayal. Wicked short horror story about marriage, family and cannibalism. Read it here.

Jan
16th
2016

Workin' on Stuff · 3:18am Jan 16th, 2016

Right now, I'm polishing my Hellraiser/MLP crossover fic. I was planning to submit it on Monday, but now I realize Monday is a holiday, so maybe not 'til Tuesday. A bold experiment; so far everything I've written on here that wasn't melodramatic clop has been a flop, but horror is my favorite genre, so hopefully it will go over well.

Honestly even if it flops, I'll probably do more cinematic horror crossovers. They're fun, and I love fun things! :rainbowlaugh:

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