New Chapter of 'Life After the Blitz' is Up

It has a lovingly detailed description of autofellatio. *braces for downvotes*

That particular act is #3 on the list of things I wish I could do, right after telekinesis and not having to sleep. #TMI

Since Equestrians display a level of flexibility more similar to carnivores than to horses in the show, and since the males are, I think it's safe to assume, all hung like horses, I've just gone ahead and decided that that many of the males can do this.

It doesn't always go so well when humans try it:

Comments

[Cerulean Starlight]

The chapter hasn't brought any new downvotes, Captain! It would appear that FiMFiction deems autofellatio to be acceptably Not Gay!

I could, just barely, reach the head, when I was younger and more flexible :'( Definitely up there on my list, too. #TMI

And oh, man, that clip was delightful; I should watch Clerks sometime

[Captain_Hairball]

Clerks is the best. Kevin Smith's work is pretty uneven, but Clerks and Dogma are on my top ten films of all time list. Up there with, um, Princess Mononoke and the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I might not have the best taste in movies.