“Twilight!” I yelped, eyeing the monster’s tentacles warily. It didn’t seem to be able to move them, but I wasn’t ready to take any chances.

I've seen enough anime to know where this is going.

“So why don’t phe four of us go off and talk things out,

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“Okay, pervs. Get cleaned up and climb aboard the teleportation train. Things are going very, very wrong back in town. I hope you didn’t waste all your mojo on whatever this was, because we’re having a mystical magical gangbang, and we’re having it now.”

So, you call them pervs, then say that you're all going to have an orgy? Also, I'm not sure of that was a joke, or if that's actually going to happen to solve their dillema.

The first draft of chapter eight was this action-horror thriller with dashes of Lovecraft and The Walking Dead—like, literally, when Dash saw the gash in the sky she thought, "It's the end of the world,"—and when it dropped into my inbox I was just like "CAP. CAP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. People are here for clop and feels, not eldritch abomination-slaying and post-apocalyptic madness." So that entire thing's on the cutting room floor, but it was friggin' good—I can't even believe how much I liked Cap's mini-darkfic—so if anyone's interested, we might toss Super Non-Canon Mood Whiplash Adventure up here for your enjoyment later.

He leaned over and loud-whispered to us behind his hoof, “I can still get you coffee.”

I cracked the fuck up at lusty and lascivious Bubble Berry. More of this, please.

“What have you done to me? Did you get me a perm? And a hooficure?”

ahahahaha oh get a load of this Rainbow Blitz guy, what a total sissy! Oh, wait, wait, please tell me he always dresses in style, too!

“All feelings are stupid, Fluttershy. If we had smart feelings, life would be a lot easier.”

Love this line. So, so much.
And speaking of stupid feelings, it's so hypocritically sweet that Blitz vehemently protests the thought of making Butterscotch rethink his sexuality, but Blitz himself is all too willing to sacrifice his own gender. Don't you just love lovestruck idiots?
and oh. migawd. ohmigawd that was the cutest sex scene ever. Scotch was so dedicated and Fluttershy was so helpful and caring and she and Blitz were so happy for him and sensory bleed-through is best fetish.
Beautiful job, Cap; thanks for writing.

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I assume Twi called 'em pervs just as a playful, facetious jab, and that this orgy will indeed solve their problem with the help of our Big Book o' Sex Magic.

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Got it. Thanks for the catch!

Okay seriously, Blitz is a dick. 'If we can't be together the world can burn'!? Someone slap him already! And why would his friends defend him from Twilight trying to fix things? If you let Blitz have his way, YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! If I were Dusk or Elusive or any of the others I'd be holding him down so Twilight could fix this already!

Now, with that bit of stupidity out of the way, how is a gangbang going to fix this? Seriously, did I miss a plot point somewhere?

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Yes. Yes you did. I'd tell you where, but spoilers, sweetie.

I hope you didn’t waste all your mojo on whatever this was, because we’re having a mystical magical gangbang, and we’re having it now.

Woo-hoo! This story just gets better and better.

“Okay, pervs. Get cleaned up and climb aboard the teleportation train. Things are going very, very wrong back in town. I hope you didn’t waste all your mojo on whatever this was, because we’re having a mystical magical gangbang, and we’re having it now.”

I love when Twi talks dirty