Poor Jonah. Cursed to live his life a fraud, a sham, a lowlife due to forces outside of his control.

But he knows how to fix it! The plan is simple: Fix his bloodline via the most powerful ponies in the land, The Elements of Harmony.

At least, it was simple... until a certain pony messed with things...

This is his Journal.

Life is never dull in Equestria. Two Years after the Great Ursa Minor Incident, Trixie Lulamoon has been successfully run out of town ten times. When she is given a second chance, well, let's just say things got a wee bit crazy. But don't worry! Whether its princess, ursas, dragons, meteors,music, parties, secrets, or even a blue box that travels through time, Trixie Lulamoon has it all covered. Maybe.