Rise and Shine, Mr. Gaia. Rise and SHINE.

Because, I would wish to imply that you've been sleeping on the job. After that fiasco you wrote, you are no longer deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would go to waste if you tried to... well, let's just say your hour has come again.

The right fic in the right place can make all the difference for your rep.

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Well, guys. Today, Equestria Girls premiered.

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I'm gonna see it.

Really?

Yup. Based on the trailers (and none of the foreword criticism) I know it, at the very least, will NOT be terrible. Bad? Most likely. Good? Possible. Amazing?

Nothing is impossible, just insanely unlikely.

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I just saw a story get featured with only 18 likes.

This from the guy whose serious story slowly devolved into a trollfic.

Fimfic, what are you doing?

Dafuq happened to my fimfic?!

Answer me this.

Pizza, Leadership, or Time. Which is the best for a story?

NOTICE: Time does not include The Doctor, not anything from his place in his own series or Equestria, DO NOT TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION.

If any of you read Epic Rap Battles of MLP, you'd know this already but here it goes.

I am the new author of "Octavia's Adventures" (Not the real name. Just work with me.)

Now you may be wondering :But Chaos, you're lazy!" And you're right. Which is why I have others helping me out along the way, so! Once e gives up some more details, we can get this party started!

THAT'S RIGHT!!

I DID IT!!

IT'S THERE!!

I UPDATED TCAATL!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YEAH!!

Read it. I did it.

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I BLOODY DID IT!! AGHAHAHAHA!!!

This guy...

You might be wondering what happened to me. After all, it's been a week since I was locked in my basement with a DOS. Well, it's odd, to say the least...

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Sunday,

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME HERE FOREVER, TRIX!!

You ain't goin' nowhere

The white pegasus in the purple suit started to hop to the door.

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Chapter four notes-

Gave the Ursa Major more lines.

Changed some swears.

Fixed some html. codes.

Biggest fix- 75% of the entire "4th wall braking"? Gone. Completely. I made it so a picture I wanted to use made since but then I realized, if something like that makes an entire story go off track- DON'T DO IT!!

Used Mozilla to point out mistakes. (DOS has Mozilla? BUT CAN'T DOWNLOAD STEAM?! )

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Today I learned that, although Firefox has Greasemonkey, you can't edit stories with it -_-.

Why am I talking about this?

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A white pegasus stallion with a red mane wearing a purple suit was flying around.

"lalala, gonna play TF2, lalala"

Suddenly, he was hit by a large rock.

"MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!! WE'RE GOIN' DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!"

He hit the ground and blacked out.

<i> Later</i>

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