Trixie Lulamoon, after her success in the Epic Rap Battle, was walking with her pegasus guide, his creeper friend, and her Ursa Minor friend. At that moment, Mickey abrutly said, "You two. Stay out here. I want to speak to Lulamoon alone." he said ushering Trixie into a room. It had a desk, a picture of a blue and purple building, and like everything in that place was, you guessed it, white.
Mickey closed the door. He turned around and was suddenly looking <b> VERY PISSED OFF. </b> "How? Why? How did you beat my best friend AND create a rap better than I? Its insane!! How Trixie? HOW?!!" siad an enraged Mickey. "Okay, what is your problem?" asked Trixie "Does this mean... you didn't want Trixie to pass?" Struggling to not rage, Mickey said "Of course, I wanted you to p-pass." "You sure?"asked the green mare again "OF-BUCKING-COURSE I SAID!!!"
"..."
"..."
"So... are you mad, bro?"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
<b> BOOM </b>
Everything around Trixie except Mickey turned black. All of a sudden, multiple chains appeared around the employee. Three red locks dropped down to end the picture.
(Start playing this music on repeat. [Youtube? Brony, please, we got Youtube REPEAT Now!])
(What's going on? What's happening to me?)
!
(Did I just... speak in that broken english? Whatever's happening to me, I have no idea why)
(<b> You are in a Psyche-lock conversation.</b>)
!
(Who was that?!!) (<b> You may call me... Logic-Trixie. I am the part of your mind responsible for logic and intelligence. I was heightened by that meteor. It appears that now whenever you want information from a liar, this will happen. Break the locks with evidence, and they will spill the beans. You're speaking the first person because you normal way of speaking is illogical. And I'm answering your questions before they're asked because I can hear your thoughts.</b>)
(...)
(<b> Well hop to it!! I'll help with logic. Just break the locks and this will end.</b>)
(Okey-dokey. ... I have the strange complusion to say loki but I don't know why...)
<b> BREAK THE PSYCHE-LOCKS: MICKEY </b>
"You're lying Mickey. You didn't want me to pass. I think you realize that was pretty obvious." said Trixie to the chained employee. Funnily enough, he didn't seem to notice. "Of course I did! That's what I keep saying!" "Oh no, you don't. I know you wanted me to fail. And I know that because-
<b> TAKE THAT!! </b>
-Would you try to get your friend to hurt me otherwise?"
"!" said Mickey as the symbol appeared over his head."How did you-"
"I have good hearing sir. Its not like you tried to hide your glee from the rafters as I got beat. However, you made one mistake. You underestimated me. "Gah."
Trixie was astouded as one of the three locks shattered like glass.
"Moving on, let's see why you hate me. I would think it was because of the Ursa Minor incident. However, I think there's a deeper reason. Mickey... did that Ursa Minor hurt some of your friends?"
"!"
"I noticed that Astley seems to be your only friend, huh? I can guess that there used to be more brcause-
<b> TAKE THAT!! </b>
-That building, is the same as this one." said Trixie pointing at the picture on the wall. "However, everything here is white now. Plus, you two seem to be the only testers. Thus, I can infer that this place got a paint job, and many were laid off. Am I right?" "Gah" said Mickey again
Another lock shattered.
"So why? Why do you hate me? Well I must say, I have a question.:Did you like my show?"
"!"
"So, the truth comes out. I see. You loved my show, didn't you? You and everyone were punished for liking the mare who came to town and accidently caused an Ursa Minor to come. "I object! Y-You have no proof!" "Oh, I have proof, alright. I know you liked my show because-
<b> TAKE THAT!! </b>
-You didn't come and run my out." "!" "I would have recognized a black pegasus, a yellow mane, and a Jobs Section cutie mark. But I didn't. You didn't chase cause you were a fan."
"..."
"I'm right. You hate me now, because I indirectly got your friends fired. And yet that wasn't my fault. You loved it and you didn't have to lie. And be honest, are your friends happy?"
"... They got high-paying jobs in Canterlot..."
"See? You don't have to hate. What's done is done. Its been two years, Mickey. So what you say? Cool?"
"..."
"..."
"Yes. Sure, Trixie. I-I apologize for my behavior." said Mickey with a smile.
'
And the final Psyche-Lock broke. All the chains disappeared and the background came back.
"... Well, that was an interesting experience. The Great and Powerful Trixie might just have made a new friend." "Yeah, I guess you did!" said Mickey with a smile. "Phwee. For a second there, you kinda scared... Trixie... WAHOO!! Trixie was scared! That means the vision came true! A little late but YEAH!!"
"Well, with all your training complete, here." said Mickey handing Trixie a card. "This is your license. You're now certified to tell fortunes. And with it, comes a free house." "Why?" "You were our 10,000 th customer this year!" "YAHOO!!"
Trixie ran out to find Astley and Percy playing Mario Party DS. "We got a house! Yes! Let's go an see it!" "You may win this round Luigi, but ONE DAY, Wario's a gonna win!" yelled Astley as the green mare and shape-shifting bear ran out to their new house.
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<b> Phoenix Wright? I never played Phoenox Wright!
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But I DO love Turnabout Storm!!