The Courageous and Awesome Trixie Lulamoon

by SuperChaosKG


Trixie's House Hunting

Twilight Sparkle was checking the sky with her nifty telescope. Her number 1 assistant, Spike, was staring at her intently. "Twilight? Why are you using a telescope during daytime?" "Well Spike." repiled Twilight "I was actually tracking a meteor."

This made Spike very curious. "A meteor? Now?" "Yes, Spike. It seems to be a radioactive. It could be very dangerous to anypony-" "Ahem" said Spike. "-anyBODY who comes in contact with it! However, one thing puzzles me."

"What's that, Twilight?" asked the baby dragon "The meteor was very small. It would be relativly easy to lose it, but it's like it just... "blipped" out of existance! It doesn't even seem to have fallen to the groud and that's crazy! Rocks don't just vanish Spike!"

"Well where is it?" "Well, last time I saw it, it was falling to the Equestrian Plains, just outside of the Everfree Forest." "Well, okay, Twilight. I'm gonna just go to Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie could tell me anypony who went to that area today." "Thanks Spike."

As the baby dragon left to the bakery, Twilight thought to herself, <i> Oh, I hope nopony is hurt... </i>

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Trixie-Cam

Trixie Lulamoon thoght she was floating in blackness. She started to see things.

She heard a song. It had lyrics, but it wasn't supposed to have lyrics. That was very peculier. Knight Peculier.

She also saw a familiar place with cake and dresses.

She saw lime green, blue and white all around.

Finally, she heard something loud and... SOMETHING made her get very, very scared.

Trixie, for some reason tried her hardest to remember these 4 things. Finally, giving up, Trixie fell into a white light.

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Same Trixie-Cam, different location.

Trixie Lulamoon started to awake. She turned and saw the two Ursa Minors staring at her, worried. Selena spoke first. "Trixie, you're awake! You were asleep for exactly one minute!" "A minute?" asked the unicorn as Percy also started to talk "Yeah. I thought that meteor you swallowed would totally end you. Heh Heh. Guess I was wrong."

Realizing what happened Trixie said, "The Great and Powerful Trixie will not allow a simple rock to disrupt our house hunting. The meteor will simply..." Trixie strained to say it "Pa-Pa-Pass in a little while. Come on you guys! Let's get to steppin'! And to searching!"

(Chaotic Note: The first song of this story and my career! And I just happen to not find an instrumental version of this song. -_- Usually, I would include an instrumental so you could sing along to the lyrics. Since that's not possible now, listen to the song and then sing the lyrics to the tune. Okay, you ready? Here's the song! Let's do this!)

(Start playing music. Finishes music and sings song to tune.)

Trixie's House Hunting.

<i>So the Lulamoons
Set off to find a new home
It's gonna be tough
A mare and two bears on their own</i>.

<i>There's a little house </i>
(Percy shrinks down and tries to go in)
<i>Percy's there going in</i>
(A chicken comes out, squawks and summons others to chase them)
<i>But that's a bad idea guys,
cause those chickens think you're jerks in the end!</i>

<i>Lying down on a side of a hill Thinkin' livin' in the clouds would be totally thrillin'!</i>
(Casting a clod walking spell, Trixie teleports them inside the house)
<i>'Less you find, something inside</i>
(Two pegasi with straight jackets on screamed at them and chased them out of their home)
<i>Like two cranky and crazy pegasi</i>!

<i>The beach, Oh nooo, oh please don't go in their guys!</i>
(Sand Golem arise and try to kill them)
<i>You tried something like that before
and it just didn't turn out right!</i>

(Lyrics are self examplanatory)
<i>Find a cave, go inside, walk around and it seems alright
But Dragon comes out, quick as a tiger!
Bolted 'fore they found out he could not breathe fire! </i>

<i>You know you shold have stayed
And fought that gigantic astro-bear
But they were feeling terrified
They were super scared of his Ursa might.</i>

(Trixie starts speaking)
"Which is understandable. Cause Ursas are really terrible. They
don't want to be your homey and burnt out with dealing with ponies!"
(The Minor duo shot Trixie a look and growled. Trixie stops talking and the music turns normal)

<i>Ursa Major! Why do you hate her?</i>
(Ursa Major appears in a circle unseen to the trio , breaking the 4th wall in the process)
"CORRUPTED KIDS. IT'S AN EASY CONCEPT AND I HATED HER EVER SINCE WE MET!!!":
<i>Ursa Major! Can't you see these three are in pain?</i>
"I'M LAUGHING! IT'S GOOD WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THE INSANE!!"

<i>So there's the Lulamoons</i>
(Get shot at by pixies while the 2 bears and mare are screaming)
<i>Traveling on familiar ground.
And I'm sure that by the end if the day</i>
(While running, the trio come to a cliff. Their weight makes a piece break off, slide down and leave them dizzy at the bottom)
<i>They'll be able to figure something out!</i>
(End Song)

"Arg! This isn't working! Not even a song of our failures could help us!" said a clearly aggravated Trixie "Wait, wasn't there supposed to be an instrumental to that song? Aw man! There were lyrics when there weren't supposed to be lyrics!" said an equally tired Selena, breaking the 4th wall. <i> Wait... Lyrics when there aren't supposed to lyrics? That's what was in the blackness!</i> thought Trixie to herself.

"Well there's only one place left." said Percy pointed to a nearby town. It had a bakery, boutique, and a large tree in the middle. Trixie's eyes widened as she remembered this town from her dream, which she now assumed was a vision since the things were coming true. It was also the town that singlehanded lead to her downfall.

<i><b> Ponyville. </i></b>