I reserve the word "hate" for a very intentionally short list of things. Sure, I get annoyed by a lot of stuff and pissed off about others, and my internal sense of chapped-ass-edness boasts the strength and stamina of a thoroughbred racehorse. But honestly, I don't really hate all that much. In fact, I try really hard to keep it that way. Hatred just sucks, in spirit, mind, and body. It supersedes you as an individual and an emotional being, turns you into someone you don't want to be

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Well, that sucked.

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It's been over a year since I last got one of these out, but boy was this one a return to midseason form. In today's edition, this story happened to catch my eye recently with a new update, in which the author responded to an comment argument over the fic's potentially misogynistic tone with nearly a thousand

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You might want to check your story notifications.

It's been a while since I put out a chapter, so I went ahead and published two.

Told y'all I was back.

Well, this'll certainly be different than last year's version of this blog, I can tell you that much.

Smack that like page-break button for some spooky horsefic goodness, an unbiased appraisal of the first ever FiM "fan analyst" that doesn't suck, and a bit of frankly stellar news if you're into me and what I do. (It can be in that way. I won't judge.)

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As of yesterday morning, the 7th of August in the year 2016, Twilight Sparkle has officially been an alicorn princess for more collective episodes than she ever was a regular unicorn.

Sleep well, everyone.

(Also, new avatar. It was due for a freshening-up.)

First things first, here's a picture of Sweetie Belle to put everyone in a good frame of mind.

And now to business. It's been two months to the day since I published anything towards Celestia's Angels, and I bring that up because all of y'all who are tracking it deserve to know why that's happened.

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(God dammit, how long did I leave that stupid "Defining the Comedy Genre" post up on my user page? At minimum, this'll at least get rid of that.)

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It's when something's funny and you laugh at it until you poop yourself a little.

Good talk, folks.

Approximately forever ago, some dumb little list of "how do you interpret FiM canon" questions started making the rounds on FIMFic blogs, because apparently this site turned into Facebook from 2009 and I just kept ignoring all the FarmVille invites. At some point, knighty banned such things and shut the trend down, but before he did I decided I was going to answer a few of those questions myself. Today, I rediscovered those answers in my Google Drive.

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