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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Jun
23rd
2019

The Golden Oaks Bookstore: Print Orders, Pre-Orders, and Practical Stuff (Y'all) · 3:55pm Jun 23rd, 2019

(FYI: I just emailed this same info out to everyone I have on my mailing list for Bookstore participation, but posting it here as well just in case I missed anyone.)

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Jun
12th
2019

Golden Oaks Bookstore: Let's Do an Inventory Survey, Y'all (+ An Announcement About How I'LL Be Participating) · 12:55am Jun 12th, 2019

Man, I really shouldn't have locked myself into such an awkward title theme for blogs about the Bookstore. Bit late now, I suppose.

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May
25th
2019

Scriptfest Portmortem (Or: How to Pretend You're Qualified to Talk About Something You've Done Literally Once and Which Will Presumably Define Your Whole Future Career Path) · 6:20pm May 25th, 2019

I don't know what you've heard, but seriously, guys, screenwriting is SO easy. Seriously, it's just dialogue and stage directions. Anybody criticizing popular shows on the Internet could do it.

(I'm kidding. Dear God, I'm kidding. All the talking heads on Twitter and Reddit are IDIOTS.)

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May
7th
2019

The Golden Oaks Bookstore: Let's Assume That's Not a Copyright Violation, Y'all · 2:39am May 7th, 2019

I mean, it's technically different. Gotta be good enough for the government (to not bug us about it, at least).

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Apr
7th
2019

The [Name TBD] Bookstore: Let's Figure Out the Capitalist Side of This Thing, Y'all · 4:45pm Apr 7th, 2019

I used to do this when I was a kid on FFN too, y'know. Say something like "new chapter next week!" after publishing one, and then go off and do some silly thing like get a bunch of work to do and go several weeks before actually doing anything conclusive. Guess the pattern still holds as a grown-up.

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Feb
25th
2019

The BronyCon Bookstore: Let's Do This Thing (Officially!), Y'all · 4:28am Feb 25th, 2019

Just a quick update, since I know at least some BronyCon merch hall acceptance emails went out tonight...

WE'RE IN, YOU GUYS. WE GOT A BOOTH!

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Jan
10th
2019

(Technically) New Story + Bookstore Survey Reminder · 1:17am Jan 10th, 2019

Hey, that's a sight and a half: a new thing published on here that I actually wrote with my own two typing hands. At least, it's new to you guys: this is actually my entry in Everfree Northwest 2018's Iron Author competition, which I cleaned up in July after several months and then promptly forgot to actually post for several more months. It's the product of two hours of frantic typing based on an idea I've been kicking around for a long time (pre-Perfect Pear, even) about what happened to

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Dec
29th
2018

The BronyCon Bookstore: Let's Get a Headcount, Y'all · 3:19am Dec 29th, 2018

Aug
25th
2018

The BronyCon Bookstore: Let's Do Something Crazy, Y'all · 4:31pm Aug 25th, 2018

This past July 27th through 29th marked the sixth incarnation of BronyCon I’ve attended in a row. That means six years of sleeping on hard hotel floors and corners of beds not built for two people, six summers of spouting wild story ideas over typewriters and crabcakes and heckling fan panelists before and after being heckled myself, six times I’ve attached dozens of screennames to faces and learned how friendly/funny/gifted/Majin the people behind those names really were.

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Aug
7th
2017

I'm Still Here · 5:43am Aug 7th, 2017

And I'm going to Horsefest 2k17, even, and on a panel to boot. I'll be joining GaPJaxie and Captain Unstoppable on "Original Characters 2: Alicorn Harder" (Friday, 8:00-9:00 PM, Hall of the Stars), in which we'll discuss various aspects of character design, overpowered alicorns, and the benefits (e.g. dick size) and drawbacks (e.g. related blackouts from loss of blood

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