I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.
I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.
If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.
Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed
I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.