So, apparently I made a good enough impression on the Good HIE guys that they want me back on their podcast this evening at 4PM California time (7PM for all you east-coasters). The indomitable Flutterpriest will be there as well this time, so you'll get to hear our usual "witty" banter (really, it's just me giving him shit and talking trash). So, feel free to come and ask us questions, make comments, tell me I'm shit. You know, the

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I just met a child in line. A three year old little girl. She saw pinkie pie on my shirt and flipped out. We became Bffs because we have to wait for like 20 minutes.

She just finished explaining to me why rainbow dash isn't as good as twilight sparkle, singing the smile song in Spanish, and telling me that spike is a stinky boy who is dumb because he doesn't do anything.

...
CAN I KEEP HER???!!!

...im not a softie, YOU'RE a softie...

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...it has vomit in it a little. Finally, right?

It's horrible sexual humor, and involves nonconsensual gay times with a little help from Rarity. Really, I have no excuse for this fic beside tormenting Anon in every way imaginable, and some ways unimaginable. So yeah, pull up a late night drink and good luck with this one. You'll need it.

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Edit: AAAAAND it's live!

That's a terrible acronym and I don't care.

Anyway, new 'Living With Twilight Sparkle is Weird.' It's...not sex, but sexual in nature. It's short. I don't care. Enjoy.

Also, thanks for coming out to the podcast last night to a lot of you. I had a lot of fun, it seems you guys did too. The Good HIE list seems to be a good group of guys, and I'd be happy to do that again. But c'mon, get on your question game. Everyone knows why I hate Spike now.

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Should be starting in about an hour, as the title says.
I already have my booze to enjoy, and am ready to answer any questions you might have. I'll be with the guys from The Good HiE list, including two guys apparently named Mike. I think.
I'm so confused.

Anyway, go here: http://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

AAAAAAND it's live.

The Good HiE list is doing a podcast and it seems I'm their "special" guest today. They said I could drink wine and stuff while I do, so I'm game.
Anyway, it's around 6:30PM EST tonight, and I'll be posting a link around that time, so check back here. Feel free to come ask questions and make comments and stuff. I don't even know what we're doing, but hey, that's pretty par for the course for me.

Also, someone showed me this. And I love it.

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I know, I know, I miss the vomit fics too. Will have to do more of that sometime soon.

In the meantime, have a story I...genuinely like. I mean, I had fun writing it. I liked the voice I got to use. I like the concept. It's simple, not too deep, and is really just me toying with a different style and tone than usual. And I'm happy with how this came out. It was a fun thing to edit, and a fun thing to post. And I hope you enjoy it, I really do.
It should be live very shortly.

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Rainbow Dash story.
Short.
Not serious.
May or may not involve losing limbs.
That is all.

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This morning, 'When You Least Expect It' finally dropped off of the featured box. And I gotta say, that was one hell of a fun little ride to be on. The story quickly became my most highly rated story, higher even than 'Falling For You' Which has held that spot for probably about a year. It became one of the top 50 berry punch stories of all time, and it brought me a lot of people who...well they're going to be pretty disappointed when they read my other work.

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First of, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
I mean that shit too. I want it to be happy for you. If you comment on this post at all, or ask, I'll post you a Valentines day card on here. I'm not kidding. I really meant it when I said last time that I FUCKING LOVE THIS STUPID HOLIDAY and who knows. Maybe you just want to get a valentine from someone today, and I'm up for that.

Second...This shit happened.

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