Mar
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2016
Ok! So!!! · 5:19am Mar 8th, 2016
I just met a child in line. A three year old little girl. She saw pinkie pie on my shirt and flipped out. We became Bffs because we have to wait for like 20 minutes.
She just finished explaining to me why rainbow dash isn't as good as twilight sparkle, singing the smile song in Spanish, and telling me that spike is a stinky boy who is dumb because he doesn't do anything.
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CAN I KEEP HER???!!!
...im not a softie, YOU'RE a softie...
-pencil
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anonpencil · 349 views
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Good
they're learning
Well then. It would seem we have another who wishes to partake in spike sandwiches.
Dear god what are we doing the the nation's young!?
Bitch, I'm half rigid, at my weakest.
Also not even going to lie but when I read
I actually got very scared that this would end terribly.
I can't fault someone who's been trained from birth to be a secretary for not being interesting.
>Wearing merch in public.
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Was the girl there on her own?
I just cannot imagine this situation happening without her parents watching on incredibly confused
Write a fic about it.
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Well, let me give you a basic rundown of what happened.
The little girl noticed me and immediately, loudly told mom "look, a pony! Pony, mommy!" then the same thing in spanish. Mom kept shushing the girl, then started apologizing to me. I told her it was quite alright and that she was right, there was a pony on my shirt. Mom seemed a little relieved, and then let the kid say hi to me and I asked who her favorite pony was. (it was Twilight) From there I think mom was just happy to not have to occupy the kid's attention.
And in regard to Spike, I think she's less upset about his shallow character and lack of interesting episodes. I got the sense that she was just at that age where all boys are stinky and dumb, and that she didn't like that Spike "couldn't fly or do magic or anything." I didn't ask her opinion on Applejack, by that logic, but maybe I should have.
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You totally should have asked her what she thought of Applejack.
This little girl has already shown how knowledgeable she is by demonstrating fine taste in best pone and distaste for Spike.
Imagine if she told you that Applejack was a background pony, I would have been laughing my ass off.
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Indeed but let us worry about discussing the contacts within a meta fiction universe where six characters are the facilitators of most of their own problems with a three year-old...also applejack was probably purposely left out of her breakdown because she doesn't care for the background and instead wanted to discuss actual characters.
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Jk :P I love that freckled snout of her's and she reminds me a lot of my real horse what with the fondness for apples and the constant bucking I bet the little girl would have loved to meet him :( he liked kids to pet him and to trot around with them on his back
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Uh...I'm glad that dog is in the vet already cause son of a bitch that looks painful!
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Not sure if literal spaghetti everywhere
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I used to have a pony too, though my sister ended up riding it far more than I did.
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Why do we always tend to go off topic on Pencil's blogs?
I find this very strange and yet related in some way.
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...I also used to have a pony.
Then she died.
The end.
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Goddamnit pencil!
I've been away on vacation for awhile. I can see I missed some cool shit, like Anonpencil becoming a softie.
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n-no you.
3801827 Admitting it, is the first step.
This is adorable and you should share.