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Aragon


Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Jul
17th
2020

Slurred Speech · 5:08pm Jul 17th, 2020

There’s something powerful about old, traditional insults. Something wince-inducing. You hear words like “bastard” or “pig”, and there’s strength in that, there’s character. 

Smug, elaborate Internet arguments love to write long diatribes, you see intelligent insults, you see clever turns of phrase. And those are fun to read? But they’re not the same. 

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Jul
8th
2020

Every Time She Says Her Name · 3:24pm Jul 8th, 2020

Jun
5th
2020

I'm tired and sad and angry · 8:28am Jun 5th, 2020

This website doesn't matter. I've been checking the news in a frenzy for the last few days. Locally, Spain could be doing so much better; internationally, the world is on fucking fire.

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May
25th
2020

Less Monstrosities, More Marshmallows · 7:09pm May 25th, 2020

Apr
19th
2020

Let Marrow Bone and Cleaver Choose (While Making Feet for Children's Shoes) · 10:33pm Apr 19th, 2020

I fucking suck at DnD, and I had a very bad week.

Those two things have nothing to do with each other, but this blog is about both.

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Mar
30th
2020

License my Roving Hands and Let Them Go (or, High Concept and Low Concept) · 11:07pm Mar 30th, 2020

A while ago, Fimfic user Oroboro—the one person whose description I had to edit in the Bronycon blogs, since my editors told me that I came off as Too Horny—hosted the third Sunset Shimmer contest in this very website. It was quite an event, and I wasn’t part of the judging panel, because Oroboro told me I came off as Too Horny (and then winked at me). I’m telling you about this because—listen.

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Mar
22nd
2020

And Therefore is Winged Cupid Painted Blind · 11:24pm Mar 22nd, 2020

Feb
14th
2020

Wish You Were Here · 8:53pm Feb 14th, 2020

Note: For the three people who don't know already, "Ross" here refers to the Fimfic user MrNumbers; "Pear" refers to the Fimfic user Pearple Prose.

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Dec
23rd
2019

AND NEVER FACE THE MUSIC WHEN IT'S DIRE · 8:55pm Dec 23rd, 2019

Note: This is Part Two in a series. You can read Part One here.

To improve readability, some messages aren't in strict chronological order, as you might be able to tell from the timestamp on the screencaps. Since at some point three different conversations were happening in three different chats, you'll see the color of my name change very now and then.

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Dec
15th
2019

YOU SAY I WOULD MAKE A BETTER LIAR · 11:21pm Dec 15th, 2019

Note: to improve readability, some messages aren't in strict chronological order, as you might be able to tell from the timestamp on the screencaps. Since at some point three different conversations were happening in three different chats, you'll see the color of my name change very now and then.

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