RATED TEEN FOR EXTREMELY VULGAR LANGUAGE

Twilight Sparkle has always been an intelligent, sophisticated, linguistically skilled pony, who has never found any need to use any of the typical vulgarities that she hears from other ponies on a daily basis.

Well, she never USED to feel such a need.

'Twas a beautiful day in Equestria when, for Twilight, it turned to [censored] within minutes, because she woke up and found herself unable to utter a single clause without incorporating at least one curse word into it.

Propelling her through an insanely idiotic adventure.

I wrote this because I constantly spurt out extremely graphic and disgusting and just plain vulgar and unnecessary insults, and I want to share them with the world by inserting them all into one [censored]hole of a story.

Celestia takes a vacation away from Equestria for a few days, and Luna begs to be left in charge. Celestia decides to give her sister a chance. Unfortunately, Celestia made a mistake, and Luna does several questionable and ridiculous things, like deciding to make Pinkie Pie a princess, making friends with some parasprites, and traveling back in time to say hi to an old friend. And those aren't even the worst parts.
I decided that there isn't enough silly Luna fanfiction, so I made one because Luna is best princess.