I'm a black brony. Isn't that just absolutely unheard of?
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.