Luna Gets Left In Charge For Six Days

by oakscreator123

Celestia Gets Pissed

Celestia stared menacingly at Luna, but Luna did not stare back. Instead, she gloomily averted her gaze towards the ground, lightly kicking the broken glass with her dark blue horseshoes. Luna knew that she should have been explaining herself at that moment, but instead she sheepishly half-smiled and half-grimaced, hoping that she'd simply be sent to her chambers before supper. But that hope was false, for Celestia finally opened her mouth to speak.

"Well? What do you have to say for yourself? I leave you in charge for six days and I come back to this? You have some explaining to do."

Luna trotted backwards a few steps.

"Where do you think you're going? You're not going anywhere until you tell me everything that happened. Everything! Don't leave any part left out!"

Luna sighed and gave up her hopes of worming her way out of this. She tried not to meet Celestia's soul-slaughtering gaze of fury and destruction, but the only things Luna could see while avoiding eye contact with her sister were parasprites fluttering about the castle's grand kitchen, eating everything in sight, whether it was food, furniture, appliances, or malevolently sharp butcher knives (which they still consumed without a second thought). She looked the other way to see Discord turned into a tiny steel statue while a flock of teenage dragons breathed fire on the last curtains in the castle. When the drapes did burn away after a matter of seconds, Luna could see the lavender-ish skies outside as an abundant amount of party balloons almost completely covered up the sky. Speaking of the sky, Luna tilted her head upwards a little to see her moon eclipsing Celestia's sun. The moon also sported a giant poorly drawn picture of Celestia's head sticking out her tongue. Luna trotted towards the windows to try and think of what else had happened while Celestia was visiting Scorpan in his land. She peered to her left to see Ponyville completely intact - aside from the fact that it was flipped completely upside down and floating in midair. She could also see the giant dark blue centaur eating small trees in the Everfree Forest. For at least the eighteenth time today, she could hear the giant cannon that continued to coat and recoat Manehattan in cake frosting and fill the sky with balloons. She also noticed the pink cotton candy storm cloud that continually rained toaster strudels on Cloudsdale - it was also brought to her attention that the last time she checked, Cloudsdale wasn't completely destroyed and lying on the ground. Before this, it was completely destroyed and still levitating. She also brought to her attention Appleloosa being raided by several flocks of sepia-tone griffons. As random griffons disappeared at random times, more also appeared at other random times. She quickly looked in the opposite direction upon seeing the blindingly bright explosion in the Crystal Empire. In the other direction, she saw Hoofington being destroyed by a giant and familiar purple and green dragon. As in he's simply a much larger version of a baby dragon, not a full-grown adult dragon. She also noticed the Everfree Forest - that's weird, shouldn't that be by Ponyville? She looked over to Ponyville to notice the Everfree Forest was gone. She looked over to the Everfree Forest to noticed it had moved again. She looked back at Ponyville to notice the Everfree Forest had reappeared, but Ponyville was now gone. She looked over to her right once more to notice Ponyville once again floating upside down but in the wrong place. Suddenly, she became distracted in her I-spy game by the blaring sound of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up playing when the clock struck the next hour. She looked up, horrified, as her sister came up from behind her to also stare at the horrid sight with her. It was a film of Celestia dancing poorly and embarrassingly in her private chambers, wearing leg warmers and a sweat band, as well as an assload of poorly applied make-up. Celestia's face had now turned a very obvious shade of scarlet. She brought up her hoof and smacked her sister in the back of the head as her face stayed the same color - except it was now scarlet with rage. Randomly, a bunch of hoofball players stormed through the castle walls (despite that the royal pony sisters were on the highest floor of the castle) and Celestia was struck all over the body with several hoofballs. Celestia's forehead was now producing a very noticeable trail of smoke, which was suddenly obscured by her mane and tail bursting into full-fledged flames, similar to Twilight Sparkle's flaming rage trip mane and tail fire during the Pinkie Sense situation. All the while, Luna was too busy marveling at the trail of pink being strewn across the sky by Princess Pinkie to pay any attention to her swan-necked sister.

"Luna..."

Luna turned around to see her furious elder sister.

"Start talking. NOW!"

Luna whimpered and slowly began to speak. "Well, it all started sometime after you had left... probably about four or five entire minutes after you left, in fact!" Luna began to spin the most preposterous tale that a mighty alicorn princess could have ever possibly spun.

Author's Note:

The fun is about to begin.

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