RATED TEEN FOR EXTREMELY VULGAR LANGUAGE
Twilight Sparkle has always been an intelligent, sophisticated, linguistically skilled pony, who has never found any need to use any of the typical vulgarities that she hears from other ponies on a daily basis.
Well, she never USED to feel such a need.
'Twas a beautiful day in Equestria when, for Twilight, it turned to [censored] within minutes, because she woke up and found herself unable to utter a single clause without incorporating at least one curse word into it.
Propelling her through an insanely idiotic adventure.
I wrote this because I constantly spurt out extremely graphic and disgusting and just plain vulgar and unnecessary insults, and I want to share them with the world by inserting them all into one [censored]hole of a story.
I'm enjoying reading.
The funny thing is, if you take out the cursing, this is actually a very nice fic. Still, very nice. And what about Rarity? WHAT HAPPENED TO HER??????
4875041 Well, to extinguish her, all the brave stallions heroically ran up, lube ready to go...
Wait, did you mean before or after the hospital?
Ummm... why did Twilight just stand there? Couldn't she have used her magic to help Rarity?
I can't stop laughing. User piously can't stop laughing it's been 2 whole minutes now since I finished since I can't stop. Please someone help me , help me, this story is really good keep retiring while I beg for people's help without a curse word to no effect. *tears start streaming down his face as his smile stills remains blissfully unaware of his minds state of being*
haha im laughing at the concept of the story and i'm laughing at your profile description, a black brony, really unheard of, for me at the least, you have a sense of humor thats for sure
This is my class everyday of the week. We had a fake gun man on campus and we had to figure out what to do and my friend said "We take all this mothafuckin' shit and throw it out the window, hitting the cunt in the face while looking a slutty fanfictions!" You deserve this favorite for making this story!
aaaand i loved it, good stuff, twilight approves
Crusty old bastard reading the story opposite of The Princess Bride,
LMAO at its finest.
That was just truly beautiful. Bravo!
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Please fucking help her...
Hahahaha Very good story, I'm laughing my head off while I write this...
Please keep going
This story is getting some positive feedback, thank you guys a lot
I woke up to 25 notifications for this story and a shit fuck ton of positive feedback and I was like, "Did I do that?" 
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omg 10/10 best stori evar
But for real, this was beautiful.
4875215 Grandpa is gonna cuss you the fuck out
Woohoo, an update! Just a warning to you all, this story is starting to take an intense turn. I guess that's what happens when you don't storyboard your ideas or something before you write a story. Oh, and chapter 2 is really fucking weird, so beware, ye landlubber.
4933802 i dont know