I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

I like crossovers

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I can finally see...but not for long

Bringing some class to perversion, but not too much.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

I'm mostly just here for the porn.

Who am I? A 43 year old history teach living a double life as a brony fanfic writer.

Writing the childhoods I wish I had.