A man who doesn't fap to half of the ponies half as often as he should like, and fucks less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

.................I'm Fryguy, and I like writing and stuff, I love making friends.