Probability that I'm currently drunk or on drugs - 63.7%
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I came here to read awesome stories, post mediocre ones, and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum. Well, actually, I never had any gum in the first place, but you get the idea.
I've been told I always have a comment on everything. I take that as a compliment to my quick wits.I'm an editor on FF, if you need any help, give a shout. Sincerely Yours The Cake Devil
Hey! My name's Dash! I'm a dude who likes writing crap. I don't use this website much anymore, but oh well.
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