I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

Let's head to the mosh pit, Shaka brah!

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

If you take the time to notice my shenanigans, YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.