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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.