I present to you my story jokes. Please bash your head against the wall responsibly.
Nearly a year after the Marzipan Marscapone Meringue Madness won the first prize at the national dessert competition, Pinkie Pie and Donut Joe met up to calmly discuss who the better baker was, and which of them was going to take the winning position in the year's rematch. Of course the quiet discussion quickly gave way to an angry argument, and the angry argument segued into a full on baker's brawl. Pinkie assaulted Joe with every cake in her arsenal, while he took swipes at her with his bear claws. It was utter chaos, and before long they were at each other's throats rolling around in the streets. Soon enough the fight had rolled into Ponyville proper, right past three fillies who were still on the lookout to find their life's talents. Wide eyed, the Cutie Mark Crusaders watched as the two pastry chefs battled each other, until Sweetie Bell decided to put a stop to the madness. Jumping on top of the two opposing ponies, she shouted at them to stop fighting with all the power of her surprisingly well developed lungs. This quickly knocked both the fight, and the ability to hear, right out of them. Donut Joe came over and shook Pinkie's hoof before leaving in deafened defeat, Later, at their clubhouse, Scootaloo congratulated Sweetie Bell on her daring move, but had to ask why she had done that as opposed to some less dangerous method of stopping the feud. Sweetie Bell smugly smiled, before having to explain to her friend that "Of the two bakers, Pie is always better when I scream on top."
Enter. Enter, goddamn you.
Oh, wait, comments on the joke? Nicely done. I'm half-reminded of that shoe-pun battle we once had.
Not enough Scootaloo, though.
Ha.
I FIND THIS AMUSING.
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[insert laugh here]
Hahaha! Oh, punny jokes are always the best.
I cringed funny though
well, it wasn't funny, but i'll give you props to the pun thing. i mean, that was clever, but i never laugh at them, buecause i don't see puns to be funny. i just don't. i mean, i can't even come up with a pun myself, and it was pretty celever, so i'll give you props to that pun.
but are the jokes supposed to be random? like how pinkie just attacked joe with cakes and then there was something with bear claws. i mean, that's sort of random there, and if so, yea, if you eveer read My Little Pony: Universal Magic, which was written by mei guess i should specify that just in case you don't get confused, i have written more random things in there. like an unborn fetus that becomes a slenderman like creature, called slender fetus. i mean, i know it's possiably not funny, but i have doing random things in it, that i've been asked twice if i got high while writing the fic, which was obviously no. i even had a chapter where everything was random, you would wonder how my brain works.
for example, i had put down that my main character took the red pill and not the blue pill, and he saw Tara strong fighting a giant chicken mask, while turkeys fuck scarecrows, while beer rained in the fields of strawberry fields, while the bettels sing strawberry fields forever. or where an army of intallians turn into midgets and then play music, or my personal favorite, muslim beer cans and highjacking a lego car, and then driving a lego car and suicide bombing a denny's and people appluad for there good deedm because Denny's suck. or there was the one where an asian guy turned into a giant lizard that ran into the vietnam jungle.
All that for a bad pun? Really?
I have to keep reading don't I?