After drinking a few mixed drinks with a red bull, Zecora the zebra grew wings. She didn't quite get why, but at least she kept her stripes. Looking for a cure for the strange phenomenon, she decided to fly to Twilight Sparkle's library. After all, if anypony knows how to deal with being alicorny, it would be Twilight. So, she said goodbye to the bull, and flew off. On her way there, she passed by the city of Cloudsdale. Having never flown like this before, Zecora decided to take a look around. She toured the whole area, finishing off when she got to the docks. Over there, everypony was fishing, and enjoying the afternoon. Feeling like she had explored enough, Zecora flew past the fisherponies and set off towards Twilight's again, but before she had gone more than a few feet, she got tangled in someponies fishing line, and the hook got stuck between the rings that she always wears around her neck. After the Fisherpony reeled her in, and untangled her, she was free to leave, except for one thing. The fisherpony said to Zecora "Take off, zebra!" to which she pointed at her neck rings and replied "No problem, Mr. Fisherpony, but first you'll have to unhook it for me."
Oh mah stars, these were cornier than Mrs. Cake's corncakes, but I LOVE corny humor! You, sir, have made me smile!
These jokes were painfully corny, I'm afraid. But they did make me smile.
The pun even rhymed!
2143264 So glad you noticed.
I don't ge-... Really? Why am I laughing so hard
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Hey, that pun rhy-, oh, nevermind.....
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Perhaps we should have them put on daily calenders, for when ruling gets to be too stressful?
2258525 I find that saying the quoted phrases aloud can help.
uhhhh.... I still don't get it.
2493389 separate the syllables of zebra, and all should be understood.
2258525 I didn't get it at first either, but I think this was supposed to be a somewhat crude joke. I'm not fond of crude jokes, but that's just me. "shrug"
... I got it... to the power of π