Pinkie Pie logic is hard to follow at times. Other times it's impossible. Hard to say which times are which, but veggie salad tends to land in the second category. She does mean well, but her exuberance can get the better of her. Take, for instance, the time she was leaving the market, and noticed a small booth that had been recently set up. A pony was working behind it, handing out surveys to each of the shoppers, then collecting them once they completed the questionnaire. Not wanting to miss out on any fun experiences, Pinkie trotted over, and asked for an explanation. Considering his position under a rather large sign, detailing the nature of his work, the stallion merely pointed a hoof upwards. Pinkie smiled. The stallion smiled back. That is, until Pinkie put him in a headlock, and tried to leave the area with him. His protests quickly reached her ears, and she released him from her grip. She did apologize, but it took a while, and a good amount of cupcakes, before the stallion was ready to forgive her. "Oh, come on! The sign clearly said to Stop; Take poll."
While I found this quite funny, getting the gist of it and all (plus ), I still feel like I've missed something. Is the stallion's name "Poll" or something?
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poll (pl)
n.
1. The casting and registering of votes in an election.
2. The number of votes cast or recorded.
3. The place where votes are cast and registered. Often used in the plural with the.
4. A survey of the public or of a sample of public opinion to acquire information.
5. The head, especially the top of the head where hair grows.
6. The blunt or broad end of a tool such as a hammer or ax.
Getting ahead, Pinkie Style
Cast vote, acquire head
Pie to the face
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Oh, wow.
Did not consider that definition at all.
Heh, bit funnier now.
I like this one.
3068379 You could say that joke went over your head
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Is there any way to work that into a suitable chapter title?
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Hmm...
This one'll go right over you head
Caution: Jokes overhead
...eh, this is harder than I thought.
Don't get it? It's over your head
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I like this one.
Or else change this to "Don't get it? Then it's over your head!" / "Don't get it? Must be over your head."
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I vote for this one: Caution: Jokes overhead.