One fine spring day, Rarity decided to visit a diamond mine to dig for her favorite jewels. Interested in taking her companions, for fear of repeating her previous digging debacle, she put the question to her usual crowd. Rainbow thought it a lark, but was otherwise occupied. Pinkie, ever the loon, was atwitter at the idea as well, but business prevented her from attending. A pity, for she could have used her previous rock experience. Twilight needed to remain on-hoof at the library, as the foul canard Trixie had been spotted flitting about the area. However, she did send Spike, who naturally went cuckoo when he was allowed to come. Applejack brought refreshments in-case the group got peckish, and with a little cajoling, Fluttershy was able to bring her chorus along for the trip. Descending into the caverns the gems were located, Spike and Rarity began to work while Fluttershy got started on the entertainment. Soon, beautiful music began echoing around. Upon noticing the music went so well with the sounds of the digging, Applejack asked Fluttershy about the peculiar pitch. She pointed out one of her feathered friends. "Oh! He's a mynah."
2422840 I am sorry if you are unsatisfied with my attempts at wit. I do think a few of these are worth more than a groan, though.
Title suggestion? "Most Fowl"
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But the groaners are some of the best ones!
2423473 Of course! When you notice that your sensibilities have been offended in hundreds of ways, that's usually touted as one of the better chapters.
This one actually took me awhile to get but when I did...
A Flat Mynah
The Minor, the Miner, and the Mynah
I love you man. You make me stop hating the world.
2423607 I'm touched (though, probably in the head). Thank you, and I will be sure to continue spouting my own brand of inanity for amusement and
2423502 good one!
These are very good for making my brain ache. In a good way. I suppose.
I knew what was coming when Rainbow Larked and Pinkie Looned, but I still laughed, because I was in my choir in high school for all four years, and I get that kind of stuff.
What is a conductors favorite brand of writing utensil?
A Sharpie.
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Just be sure to take your 'special' pills if your head starts hurting too much Auntie.