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New Awesome Lulamoon Empire VS Celesia Evil Loser

Installment Five – New Awesome Lulamoon Empire vs Celesia Evil Loser

The tyrant was walking on the road that leads to Ponyvile. It still rained.

“Sparkle!” said the Tyrant who didn’t know about changed name.

***

Everyone in Ponyvile was celebrating the victory over the army of Queen Celesia and they had a huge celebration because no one knew about the death of Doctor Whooves which would’ve ruined the mod and made everyone sad.

“The reign of terror is finally over. That’s simply fabulousing dashing darling.” said Rarity

“Yay. And all thanks to our new best friends and awesomest human ever Admiral Awesome.” said Applejack

“That’s right I’m Awesome. And that’s why you and I will kill the evil Queen Celesia.” said Awesome.

“But how?” asked an unimportant background pony.

“By fighting.” said Awesome

“That makes sense.” said the unimportant background pony.

“But we can’t stay in the town. That’s what the evil queen is accepting.” said another unimportant background Pony who was poking a dead elite elite guard with a stick to make sure he was death.

“We could hide on my farm. It’s outside and Celesia will not expect that.” said Applejack.

“That’s a great idea.” said Trixie who totally agreed because it was a great idea.

Awesome thought about it and realized that it was a bad idea.

“No we should hide in the Evarfre Forest.” said Awesome.

“I agree with my best friend Awesome.” said AJ.

“That’s an even greater idea.” said Trixie.

“My cutie mark is tree balloons.” said Pinkie.

“What a fabulous idea darling. But Queen Celesia thought about this and place some many uncouth land mines on the path to the forest.” said Rarity.

“And there’s n evil entrances living in the forest who does evil dances and worships Satan and play bad videogames.” said Applejack.

This made Awesome think. In fact it made him think so hard that his head hurt in a not lethal way. He could punch the evil enchantress that was no problem. But what to do about land mines. He couldn’t punch them. Or could he? No. Also it would be boring.

Thankfully a solution arrived immediately in shape of three littles fillies on a Scooter.

“CUTE MARK CRUSADERS STREET ALONG RIDER.” screamed the little kids before they were stop by Awesome.

It was the three CUTE MARK CRUSADERS: Scotaalo a Pegasusususu filly who was a big fan of Dash and wanted to be such a great lesbian as her idol (but couldn’t because she hadn’t the right hair color), Berry Punch who was working on Applejack’s farm or something and the white one with that long complicated name I always forget.

(Seriously give them better names Marvel or I STOPP WATCHING YU SHOW I ONLY WATCHED BECAUSE OF THAT BET!)

“He Awesome what’s up. Heard anything from Dash?” asked Scotaalo.

“The evil Queen Celesia probably trapped and killed her. In a slow and painful way. said Awesome.

“Nooooo. Why Dash? Nooooo.” screamed Scotaalo and started to sob and cry.

“And then she turned her into Cupcakes and ate them.” added Awesome and strangely Scotaalo cried even more.

(Cupcakes! Get it?)

“Don’t worry Scots. We are still your friends and will help you get your Cute Mark.” said Berry Punch.

“Yes. That’s what friends do.” said the white one.

“Thanks you are the best friends. Even now after Dash is death.” said Scotaalo and didn’t cried that much anymore.

“And you know how you can avenge her death?” asked Awesome.

“No” said all three Crusaders at the same time.

“You could join our rebellion against Celesia and help us by clearing the path to the Evarfre Forest from land mnes.” said Awesome.

“But isn’t that dangerous.” asked Berry Punch?

“Sure But you might get your Cute Mark.” said Awesome.

“Dirt is funny.” said Pinkie Pie.

“I don’t know…” said the withe one.

“If you don’t do it Celesia will come to Ponyvile and we have no place to run and then everybody and your families die.” said Awesome.

So the Crusaders immediately started to cry and rushing toward the path to disarm the land mines.

“CUTE MARK CRUSADERS LAND MINE DISARMER.” screamed the Cute Mark Crusaders.

And everybody cheered because Admiral Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon was such a great character who just solved the mine problem. Except for one pony.

“Umm... excuse me mister Admiral… I don’t want you to think bad of me but isn’t it just a little bit cruel to send little fillies to disarm landmines.” said that annoying animal hugger.

“Do I need to punch you in the face again?” asked Awesome and then Fluttershy was quiet.

“But we still need a name for our group who fights against Celesia.” said Trixie.

Don’t worry Darling. I’m sure the dazzling Admiral has already a name.” said Rarity.

And Awesome had already a name!

He jumped onto a big statue and looked into the crowd.

“I already have a name.” said Awesome and looked into the many faces below him.

There were Rarity and Pinkie Pie and Applejack and Liara and Bonbon and Octavia and Vinyl and Mayor and Spitefire and Berry and Derpy and Doctor Whoovies and Sparkler and Caramel and Hearthstrong and Angel and Prince Blueblood and Braeburn and Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh and Soaring and Dinky and Carrot Top and Mr. Cake and Sheriff Silverstar and Trixie and Granny Smith and Sweetie Belle and Fancy Pants and Fleur and Lyra and DJ-PON3 and Caramel Toffee and Colgate and Upper Crust and Commander Hurricane and Nyx and Pipsqueak and Noi and Gibson and Scotaalo and Twilight’s Mom and Inky and Gummy and Mrs. Cake and Blues and Littlepip and Chief Thunderhooves and Minty and many other ponies, too.

“We will call ourself New Lulamoon Repbulic because I read it in a Fan Fic.” Awesome said and everybody cheered.

“However, since I’m the leader we’ll add an Awesome into the name because that’s my name and so it sounds more Awesome. So we will call ourself the New Awesome Lulamoon Republic.” Said Awesome and everybody cheered again.

“However, I decided to make the name more awesome. And Republic sound boring so we’ll replace it with Empire because that sounds cooler like in Star Wars. So we will call ourself the New Awesome Lulamoon Empire.” Said Awesome and everybody cheered again.

“And to make sure that Celesia will not come up with a better new for her group we’ll call them now Celesia Evil Losers. Because Celesia leads them, they are evil and they are loser.” said Awesome and everybody cheered again.

“I love you. You are the best OC ever.” said Applejack.

“All your plans are great and well-thought masterpieces and I’m not saying that because you’re a blunt wish-fulfillment of the author.” added Pinkie Pie.

“Yes I’m Awesome. And now let’s head to the Evarfre Forest.” said Awesome

“But what’s about my love Twillight?” asked Trixie, Twillight’s husband.

“There’s nothing we can do for here now. It’s better to go into the forest.” said Awesome.

“That sounds like a great idea.” said Rainbow Dash who suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

“Rainbow Dash!” everybody screamed in excitement.

“Who are you and how did you escape from Ponyland Castle?” asked Awesome.

“I’m Rainbow Dash and I’m a lesbian. And I escaped from Ponyland Castle with the help of Starwirl the vizard. We killed many guards and fought a dragon and then Starwirl died and I had to leave him behind.” said Rainbow Dash.

“Great. That explains the hair. So let’s finally go to Evarfre Forest and see if the CMC’s are still alive.” said Awesome.

***

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“Ve a very sorry. Really! But ze good new is zat ve kill Starwirl” said one guard griphon.

“Queen Celesia will not like it. Not a bit. Zats for sure.” said King Gilda.

“What will I not like it?” asked Queen Celesia who was suddenly at the door and looked at King Gilda munching some really cute baby seals.

“Nozing. Ve only have good news, definatley no bad ones.” said King Gilda who was sweating like something very sweaty.

“Ooohh I like good news. Tell me them.” said Celesia and burped because the seals tast so good.

“Vell the good news is zat ve killed Starwirl the vizard vhile he tried to escape from ze dungon vith Rainbow Dash.” said King Gilda.

“Good. I never liked him anyway.” said Queen Celesia.

“Sadly… I mean luckily Dash escaped, too. And probably varned all here friends. Vhich Is a good zing. Because… because… it’s a good zing?” said King Gilda.

“Indeed it is. Oh I love to hear good news. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” said Queen Celesia.

Then suddenly a guard stormed into the room

“Queen Celesia I have… good news. We failed to kill Twillight’s friends and she killed lots of us and lots of elite elite guards!” said the guard.

“WHAAAAATTTTTT?” asked Celesia.

“We are sorry.” said the guard.

“You stupid foals (Hehe foals)! I gave you one simple task and you failed. Now everybody knows that I’m evil and there’s a rebellion. That’s not what I wanted. I should kill you right now.” said Celesia.

“But I… I… brought you good news.” said the guard.

“That’s right and I’m not killing you.” said Celesia and killed one of the griphon in the room because she was angry and wanted to kill someone.

Then everybody looked at her funny.

“So vhat’s is zeir plan? Are zey moving tovard Ponyland Castle?” asked King Gilda.

“No not Ponyland Castle. They are moving toward Evarfre Forest planning to set up a resistance base.” said the guard.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then they will die there are landmines on the path and a evil enchantress in the forest.” said Celesia.

“Maybe not. They are lead by a human.” said the guard.

“A human? Ze most powerful zing in ze univers?” asked King Gilda.
The guard noded.

“What’s his name?” asked Celesia.

“Admiral Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon.” said the guard.

Celesia had never heard that name before but suddenly fear grabbed her heart, shaked it, squeezed it, pushed it, tickled it and grabbed it again. And then she wets herself because that name sounds so scary.

“Ve must stop zis human. He is a bigger danger zan your daughter my queen.” said King Gilda.

“You are right. We will kill them first. But before that we must know his weaknesses.” said Celesia.

“That should be no problem my queen. I Enemy Boss Leader know everything about him.” Said Enemy Boss Leader suddenly appearing from the shadows.

DUDUDUN….

END OF CHAPTER 5