As soon as rarity showed up I was like... Fucking drugs Macintosh don't let her in. It ain't worth the risk. But hey twilights gonna be there and you know you want it.
"Reading this fic may cause you to feel the need to poop. This is normal."
Wat.
Also, I really want this to work out. Maybe have him confess to Twilight, and then she realises the mistake and they go off together? Make love, with no rape? I really loath rape, but then it is not my place ti impose that upon you; so I wont. However, could do me a favour and tell me if there will be rape? I'll not downvote out of spite or anything silly like that.
Also, if there is going to be rape, this will need a dark tag.
After all that’d happened to him, he’d never once been taken or used by any single mare. Big Macintosh was still a virgin.
Wait, what? But...
She felt him ever so slightly beginning to relax as she worked her ministrations. Normally when she’d begin to work on his ear though, he’d be all hers.
It seems heavily implied that she'd "had" him before. Hmmm...
“Would you care for some tea, Mr. Macintosh?”
DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP!!
Chemical warfare, he muttered in his head.
I warned you about the tea, bro! I warned you!
On another note, I find it interesting that Rainbow Dash apparently spotted Caramel, but didn't dive-bomb-sex him. Nothing but the best for her, I see.
Y'know, the interactive pony doesn't help.
No Rainbow, I'm only here to irritate a friend! Go... foxy-box Fluttershy or something.
Only 4 or 5 chapters? Considering how many mares there are in just Ponyville you could probably go least double or even triple that number.
Please hurry with the next chapter![:twilightsheepish:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsheepish.png)
...big mac why are you so foorish, you have seed this situation many a time SHAMFUH DISPRAY!!![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
rapetastic cant wait for next chapters
You idiot, Macintosh! Don't trust any mares, not even your sister!
Like it
As soon as rarity showed up I was like... Fucking drugs Macintosh don't let her in. It ain't worth the risk. But hey twilights gonna be there and you know you want it.
Commence read.
jecoombes.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/tennant-basically-run.jpeg![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Also this is brilliant
Out of all of them u trust rarity
More just more
"Reading this fic may cause you to feel the need to poop. This is normal."
Wat.
Also, I really want this to work out. Maybe have him confess to Twilight, and then she realises the mistake and they go off together? Make love, with no rape? I really loath rape, but then it is not my place ti impose that upon you; so I wont. However, could do me a favour and tell me if there will be rape? I'll not downvote out of spite or anything silly like that.![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
Also, if there is going to be rape, this will need a dark tag.
moral Macintosh is best Macintosh!![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
Unless he hasn't came before on account of her being so...ahem...fast.
I already felt the need to poop even before reading this.
hahahah. RUN MAC RUUUUUUN!![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Reading this fiction will cause me to poop? No worry, I'm already reading this on the crapper, so I'll be fine.![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
Haven't even read a single word and I already find myself asking ....... "wut?"
This fic is a giant bucket of awkward.
Nuff said.
no leave him alone![:raritydespair:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritydespair.png)
![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
During heat season ( or watever its called) NEVER trust a mare especially rarity.
Plus heat season seems pretty fun
I feel like singing the Trolololo song. Big Macintosh, you are one lucky bastard.![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
Macintosh just got OWWWWNED!
The fuckdrugs remind me of that DJ Pon3 bit in BFEqd...
As soon i read the word poop,i feelt it...
Wait, what? But...
It seems heavily implied that she'd "had" him before. Hmmm...
DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP!!
I warned you about the tea, bro! I warned you!
On another note, I find it interesting that Rainbow Dash apparently spotted Caramel, but didn't dive-bomb-sex him. Nothing but the best for her, I see.
1897178 Quite agree, but in these stories NO ONE ever seems to really try and escape.![:applejackunsure:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackunsure.png)