While it's been established that Celestia is not immortal, it's NOT well known that she does not get sick. Until she does. When that happens, what's The Lord of Chaos supposed to do, but summon the best doctor who will also be the most ANNOYING one?
Lmao the tick in the crotch. I remember that episode. Was wondering if you were going that route with the whole parasite thing. Poor Celestia haha. That's gonna be an awkward cover for the newspaper.
11542168 Ticks climb up out of the grass. Royal Gardens might be infested and one was picked up during a simple stroll. Probably attracted by the body heat and searched for a spot that didn't require fighting through all of the fur on her legs to find a spot to sink into.
Staring at their shocked faces, he mumbled, "Umm...fuck off?"
All I have to say is hahahahahaha
Everypony gasped as they saw the donkey with his face buried in Celestia's crotch, then he pulled back and said, "Got it!" He then turned around and looked at them with a tiny, wriggling tick stuck in his teeth.
And this is probably not the position you want to be found in when Canada's are around and you're a doctor face deep in your doctors. Kula
Look like he's found a flea in her vagina too. His experience cases will come in different use. Like a medical exam. Or on the end of a season finale with all his knowledge at the end.
The tick makes sense but there still is a problem. What weakened her immune system so this would even affect her? She's supposed to be an empowered magical creature. And the only thing that seems to get even a normal pony sick is a magical empowered disease. From the episode mystery cure.
Tick Paralysis is a real thing, and commonly overlooked. Several veteranarians have been on the verge of putting a pet down when they noticed a tick, pulled it free, and pet made full recovery within a day
11542304 Good guess, but if that is true, how did it get to the garden unless Celestia has been taking trips to the everfree forest or her garden room or castle is infested with fleas? Also why hasn't it been showing up in multiple ponies? 11542300 Performer doctors confirm she has not been sick in over a thousand years. That is not magical protection. I don't know what is. That or her was born with the greatest immune system alive. 11542333 Yes because ponies are reasonable understanding creatures that never take anything out of order. I'm pretty sure everyone is going to be reasonable and rational when they find a donkey between her legs that will be quite the pixel. And there seems to be some weird racism with them being stupid or not being able to be in higher learning.
Everypony gasped as they saw the donkey with his face buried in Celestia's crotch, then he pulled back and said, "Got it!" He then turned around and looked at them with a tiny, wriggling tick stuck in his teeth.
11542960 What I mean with my previous comment is, after curing Celestia, is House going to be sent home or are there going to be more cases before that occurs?
I remember the episode it's based on... Less teeth, but still
found the parasite
Dammit House, youre a doctor, not a politician.
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Yeah, I remember that one too. That girl's dad was gonna straight up strangle him when that elevator opened.
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Found the only honest parasite, you mean.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
HOLY!
FUCK!
MY SIDES!
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I remember that one too. But... How in the world did that one get there? Was Celestia... Doing the do? And if so, with who?
Lmao the tick in the crotch. I remember that episode. Was wondering if you were going that route with the whole parasite thing. Poor Celestia haha. That's gonna be an awkward cover for the newspaper.
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Ticks climb up out of the grass. Royal Gardens might be infested and one was picked up during a simple stroll. Probably attracted by the body heat and searched for a spot that didn't require fighting through all of the fur on her legs to find a spot to sink into.
Wouldn't be comple without the original
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Ticks usually go to the exposed area of horses, back side, under side, ect... But still grab a hold on more hairy areas as well.
LMAOOOO
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Don't think he's going to get hit this time though
All I have to say is hahahahahaha
And this is probably not the position you want to be found in when Canada's are around and you're a doctor face deep in your doctors. Kula
Look like he's found a flea in her vagina too. His experience cases will come in different use. Like a medical exam. Or on the end of a season finale with all his knowledge at the end.
The tick makes sense but there still is a problem. What weakened her immune system so this would even affect her? She's supposed to be an empowered magical creature. And the only thing that seems to get even a normal pony sick is a magical empowered disease. From the episode mystery cure.
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Well then obviously this is a very refined tick with standards.
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Nothing saying that magical empowerment boosts your immune system. Sure didn't do Lady Thor any good.
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Magic land, magic tick coated in poison joke?
Tick Paralysis is a real thing, and commonly overlooked. Several veteranarians have been on the verge of putting a pet down when they noticed a tick, pulled it free, and pet made full recovery within a day
Found the parasite
I mean it looks bad but...
1. Ponies generally hold stuff with their mouths anyway
2. They can clearly see the tick so it's apparent he wasn't doing what one would assume.
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Good guess, but if that is true, how did it get to the garden unless Celestia has been taking trips to the everfree forest or her garden room or castle is infested with fleas? Also why hasn't it been showing up in multiple ponies?
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Performer doctors confirm she has not been sick in over a thousand years. That is not magical protection. I don't know what is. That or her was born with the greatest immune system alive.
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Yes because ponies are reasonable understanding creatures that never take anything out of order. I'm pretty sure everyone is going to be reasonable and rational when they find a donkey between her legs that will be quite the pixel. And there seems to be some weird racism with them being stupid or not being able to be in higher learning.
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there is another answer too
It has been so long since she got so sick, her immune system is weak as fuck. It has no natural defense and it escalated quickly
and thats why the main reasons we wear pants now.
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true plus I don't think she'll last long with the flu since dieases and viruis do evolve over time.
So, is this going to be a short story or is there more to come?
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House episodes are never this short. The tick was just part of the problem, he still has to figure out what's killing her otherwise.
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What I mean with my previous comment is, after curing Celestia, is House going to be sent home or are there going to be more cases before that occurs?
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It never fails...there's always one who wants a peek behind the curtain.
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If the curtain didn't want to have been peeked behind then it shouldn't have been there in the first place.