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Every year in Ponyville, a flea market is held in town square. Ponies ranging from Apploosa to Cloudsdale meet up to trade trinkets and sell curios.
There is a running joke; every year you are destined to buy something that is almost entirely unlike what you were intending on purchasing.
Pinkie Pie was looking for a chocolate fountain.
She had always wanted one, ever since the party with Princess Celestia. She had this fantasy to cover herself in the warm chocolate, let it harden, and have Twilight divide the chocolaty shell in half down the middle, so she could get out if it. Of course , the plan was silly. There was no way that Twilight could be that accurate with her magic.
The town square was packed to the brim with ponies, selling things from antique saddles to horn cozies. Everypony was excited, and nopony was without some odd trinket to gawk at for half an hour.
"Hey, Zecora!" Pinkie practically sang when she saw her zebra friend.
"Hello, Pinkie Pie. How are you?" Zecora said, sorting through a pile of antique horseshoes.
"What, no rhymes?" Pinkie joked. "Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?"
Zecora smiled. "I am fine, pony of pink, I need not rhyme all the time, you think?"
Pinkie giggled. "How do you like our flea market?"
"It's extremely interesting, I might set up a stall next year."
"Oh, you could name it 'Zecurios'!"
Zecora chuckled, and paced off towards another pile of age-worn horseshoes.
At this point, Pinkie saw something—something shiny. Another running joke in Ponyville is that Rarity can be tossed head over heels distracted by anything with any sort of shine, but the truth is really that it's Pinkie whose weakness is glossy objects.
The object measured at about four inches, with a curling indent around it, like a candy cane, with a pointed tip. It was translucent, and sparkled like fine diamond in sunlight.
It was a unicorns horn.
"Ooh!" Pinkie remarked with glee.
"You like?" a soft voice asked.
"Huh? Oh, hi!" Pinkie's eyes focused in on a small figure below her. He was a black pony, with most of his body covered by a thick-looking cloak. His face looked almost skeletal, though weirdly not because of his age.
"Does the pink one like, darling?" the pony rasped out.
"Who...Oh!" Pinkie exclaimed. "You mean me? Yup, I think it's pretty."
"Does the pink one want to make a purchase?" he asked.
"Um, how much?" she asked, talking a bit softly with worry. "That thing has to be expensive, it looks like it's made of diamonds or something" she thought. Pinkie gazed at the horn. At the base of it was a thin, stark white leather strap—the horn was head wear. "What a funny hat"
"Eh... one bit, for the pink one. Yes... one bit..." he whispered, a small amount of excitement seeming to fill his empty voice.
"Holy guacamole! Only one bit?" she squealed out with marvel. "I'll take it, Mister..."
"Vernula... Vernula is Vernula..."
"Thank you so much, Vernula." Pinkie squeaked. She handed the single gold coin to the small pony, who seemed to handle it like it was a ticket to heaven. After, Pinkie walked home to gawk at her new little trinket.
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Pinkie stroked the horn, in awe of its brilliant luster. It was warm to the touch, probably from being in the sun all day, and the light refracting through it's prismatic body created the beautiful illusion of life.
She picked it up, feeling the soft material that the straps were made from. They too had a warmth to them, and felt like thick silk in her hooves.
"Let's see how you look on my head..." she whispered to herself. She positioned the horn right under her 'Pinkie puff' as she called it. "Right where Twilight's horn is" she thought. She nabbed the straps, and attached them together at her chin with the barely visible little clip that made the attached strips look almost seamless.
She giggled at herself in the mirror. Pinkie Pie, the Unicorn. She felt weird with a big... stick just popping out of her forehead. How did unicorns manage not to laugh at themselves all day.
"Ooh, I could put it on Pound Cake and have him pretend to be an Alicorn. He would love that." Pinkie scanned her room, searching for the picture of the Cake Twins that she kept.
"There you are" she murmured. It was on the other side of her room, so she began to wal—
The picture moved.
"Eep!" Pinkie yelped, falling back into the wall behind her. "Why did you move!"
Unexpectedly, the picture failed to give an answer.
"It's... like..."
Pinkie had an idea. A clever, possible idea. She focused on the painting, willing it to...
It moved again.
She glanced up at the glittery stick of diamond strapped onto her head. Whenever Twilight used magic, her horn glowed. So...
The horn covered itself with a pink aura.
Pinkie Pie grinned. "Well, aren't you a fun little thing." So her new hat was functional.
She focused on the picture again, hoping to actually achieve lift this time. Immediately, it levitated about an inch off the table.
"It's like magic..." Pinkie thought, before realizing the truth. "It is magic!" I've found a magical horn! What should I do first? I could create background music for a song in town... ooh, I could make an infinite supply of cupcakes! Or..." she smiled. "I wonder..."
Pinkie looked up at the translucent horn. "Create chocolate." she said aloud.
Nothing happened.
Pinkie spoke louder. "Create chocolate!"
Again, nothing.
She sighed. "I suppose it can't make chocolate, then. Oh... it would be so nice though... warm, smooth chocolate... I can almost smell it—"
She could smell it. Pinkie looked up, and was greeted by a slow dribble of liquid brown heaven coming from her horn.
"Oh!" she squealed with delight. She focused harder, willing for the chocolate to drip down to her mouth.
Not a moment later, the chocolate found its way down into her watering mouth. Her face suffered from this, the sticky candy leaving a trail, but it was well worth it.
"Mmmmmm..." she spoke through her mouthful of horn-made-chocolate. "Chocolatey..."
Again, she had an idea. An absolutely, extraordinarily Pinkie Pie idea.
"Cover me in chocolate" she willed the horn. "I want to be head to hoof in milk choc—"
The horn had already responded to her desire with a wonderful gush of creamy ambrosia.
"Starting to get to know what I want, are w—mhmphh." she hadn't time to finish her sentence, as the chocolate had already engulfed her face.
A few seconds later, Pinkie was completely encased in liquid chocolate.
Without even having to gather the thought together, the horn hardened the chocolate into a delicious shell around her, which she perfectly separated down the middle.
Pinkie wobbled her way out of the chocolate mould, and then sealed the two sides back into one.
Chocolatey-Life-Sized-Pinkie-Pie.
She giggled. "Hello, Chocolate Pie."
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"La la... so sweet and tasty..." Pinkie hummed to herself. She was testing out her new horn by making cupcakes.
A hundred cupcakes.
"Flour, sugar, water, vanilla..." as she listed off the ingredients, she amused herself at watching them literally fly off the shelves into her plethora of mixing bowls.
"Whaddya' think, Chocolate Pie?" Pinkie asked. "Is my magic impressive?"
The chocolate statue failed to reply.
She looked at the work that she had completed. One bowl of cupcake batter filled two sheets of cupcakes. One sheet made a dozen cupcakes—with five bowls of batter; she would have a total of 120 cupcakes.
Pinkie crossed her eyes. Since when did she do random math like that? "I should stop talking with Twilight so much." she thought, affection towards her geeky friend making her smile.
"Alright, guys, into the cupcake sheets!" Pinkie commanded. Of course, her commands were now pointless, but she felt like a magician when everything seemed to respond to her voice.
The five bowls levitated into the air, pink with Pinkie's magic. They each poured out their contents into the cupcake sheets, more or less perfectly.
"Now... can I cook them without an oven?" Pinkie asked her chocolatey friend. "Ooh! I'll use a heat wave!"
Pinkie had no idea what a heat wave was, but she somehow knew how to make one. At her command, the molecules of air and metal surrounding the raw batter vibrated, causing vast amounts of heat to bake the cupcakes in a matter of minutes.
"Yum!" she exclaimed. "Look, Chocopie, aren't they just delicious looking?"
Chocopie was speechless.
"Oh, right! Icing!" without a second thought towards the idea, multicolored streams of sugary icing streamed from Pinkie's horn, covering the cupcakes with a colorful array of decoration.
"Perfect!" Pinkie squeaked with triumph. "Mr. Cake!"
Mr. Cake walked in, a list of chores practically pressed against his eyes. "What is it Pin... kie... pie..." his eyes suddenly caught the hundred cupcakes, and then Pinkie's horn. "Pinkie... how did... why do you have..."
"This should fill my quota for awhile, right?" Pinkie asked nonchalantly.
"Uh..."
"Do you mind if I take the day off?"
Mr. Cake blinked. "Sure.. but where did you get a ho—"
"Bye!" Pinkie chirped.
Mr. Cake's eyes never left Pinkie as she bounced out of Sugarcube Corner. After she left, he left the kitchen, hoping to forget about the impossible number of cupcakes that the hopefully nonexistent Pinkiecorn had created.
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"Wow, Pinkie, it's so pretty." Fluttershy remarked.
"Thanks, Fluttershy." Pinkie crossed her eyes down at her hay fries, searching for one that wasn't completely covered in ketchup.
"I'm probably not the pony who would be best to judge... but it really matches your coat so well. The pink crystal and pink strap... how did you fin—"
"What?"
Fluttershy's ears flattened against her head. "Um. I was just saying—"
"What color did you say the horn was?" Pinkie demanded.
"P-pink..." Fluttershy whimpered. Had she said something wrong?
Pinkie looked up. The once diamond colored crystal now appeared to be a translucent pink, and the straps were nearly invisible against her pink coloring.
"Oh, i'm sorry Fluttershy" Pinkie cooed. "I could have sworn it was a different color when I bought it. Weird."
"O-oh." Fluttershy filled with relief at that. "Sorry."
Pinkie smiled. "You're way too cute for your own good. Why hasn't some big strong stallion just scooped you up yet?
Fluttershy blushed, nervous about the conversations turn. "I'm not that cute..."
Pinkie seemed to ignore Fluttershy's protest. "You probably inherited some a-dow-a-ble-ness from all those little animals you hang out with."
"Like Angel Bunny?" Fluttershy perked up at the relieving swing from love interests to her animals.
Pinkie smiled at her relief. "mmhmm."
Fluttershy took a bite of her delicious sunflower salad. "Are you sure that it's safe?"
Pinkie licked off a bit of ketchup from a fry. "What, the horn?"
Fluttershy nodded.
"Of course, what could possibly be dangerous about it?"
"Well.. it changed color..." Fluttershy blushed.
Pinkie rolled her eyes. "Oh, no! It's a color changing horn bomb! We're all doomed!"
Fluttershy giggled. "It's possible Pinkie."
"And why would a weak little thing like Vernula try to blow me up?"
Fluttershy blinked. "Vernula?"
"He's the pony who sold me the horn. Small little thing." she explained.
"No, I know that. I just recognize his name from somewhere..." Fluttershy concentrated. "Oh! It's because it's not just a name, it's a word from Pegalatin that I learned in flyers school. All pegasi are required to learn it. I remember how Rainbow Dash always had to have me help her with her homework, and sometimes cheat on her tests and this one time she even—"
"Fluttershy" Pinkie interrupted.
"Hm? Oh, sorry." Fluttershy's face reddened again.
"Pinkie laughed. "So, what does the word mean?"
"Fluttershy thought for a second. "Um... servant, I think."
"Weird name" Pinkie concluded.
Things that I'm proud of with this.
1. The Title. Took me forever to make that pun, but I love it. Other titles included Strapons are Magic, Pinkie's Strapon and Pinkie's Magical Sexy Magical Strapon of Super Amazing Cupcake Magic. I'm actually not joking, someone from the IRC gave me that title. =3
2. The fact that I created a chapter-based story with a visible ending to it. I don't know how the balls I'm going to end Egghead yet, but I know exactly how I'm ending this.
You are brilliant. I just want to tell you that. I'm really looking forward to more!
Hmm. interesting idea. I like where this is going. It's got some errors--some in spelling--that another look over should reveal, by either you or an editor. There's some bits that could be written better, but then there are other bits where the imagery is simply beautiful. I'm going to track this. It's got major potential, so don't waste it!
This is gonna go places, I can tell. Just two things. "probably from being in the son all day, and hte light refracting through it's prismatic body created the beautiful illusion of life." I think you mean sun and the respectively. Other than that, this is good. I look forward to more laughs to come from this.
So, do you know how you are going to continue the story or just how to end it?
Hmm. Very interesting, actually. And was that a reference to "The Prince and the Workhorse?" Very nice!
I've read quite a few Pinkie w/ horn stories, but this one's got its own vigor, I think. Let's see what you've got planned!
Hmm.. I am seeing potential for LOL and Chaos. Pinkie is the last pony you want to give magic, unless its for LULZ.
> at themselves all day. needs a question mark on the end
For some reason I think that the small Grim Reaper like pony should have been named Dr. Facilier.
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Let's see what kind of mischeif Pinkie Pie can get into with her new horn!
*scoops up Fluttershy* Stay away! She's mine now
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RAAHHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thank you. I'm going to go beat myself with a stick now.
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If it is, It was accidental. I don't know what that is. The title is a reference to an old cartoon called Pinky & the Brain.
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I have a basic outline of the middle, and a direct ending that I want to reach.
Of course, filling up this story with events is going to be a weird thing to do. I really really REALLY want to do something along the lines of pinkie going mage-crazy and turning everypony into shrimp, but I don't want to get too generic with that.
Did I just call turning ponies into shrimp generic?
1354320 You are most welcome Doctor. I just try to help where I can.
1347994 Why do I prefer the third one to the actual title?
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Because you're my wife.
1354376 Watno.
I'm not likely to marry a pony that won't die before me.
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Be my waifu.
1354388 I don't even remember what that means.
It's too friendship to be waifu-ing anyway, so yeah. I need to get back to reading The Life And Times Of A Winning Pony.
Shiny! I have a feeling that Twilight won't be happy about this.
Twilight: You're not scientifically possible!
Pinkie: Yeah... Off to make cupcakes now. THOUSANDS OF CUPCAKES!
1354320 I was wondering if I should read this or not, but then I saw your name. Now, I have too.
I like the concept but real quick.
What hands?
Pretty good, a few grammatical mistakes but the story is solid, can't wait to see Twilight's reaction.
I like the look of this, definitely looking forward to more!
Just finished reading, there's a few grammatical and other mistakes, but the story in quite interesting. You sir get an Upvote and a favorite. Good day.
The potential for mischief here is even more mind-boggling than one usually expects from Pinkie. I have to stick around for this.
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I know about Pinky and the Brain, silly! No, "The Prince and the Workhorse" is a fanfic here on FiMFiction. In it, Zecora owns antique horseshoes, four of which actually kick off the plot.
You... have given Pinkie Pie... magic
How could this go wrong
EDIT: Hmm, interesting plot idea. Could there be larger plots afoot(ahoof?), with Pinkie's purchase of the horn a way for Vernula to serve his Dominus/Domina in some sort of evil scheme?
I want to find out now.
This premise and story made me smile like Pinkie witnessing a sonic rainboom.
It seems like some unicorn smartness is starting to leak over into Pinkie Pie.
The other thing to remember is that unicorns seem to all be neurotic to some degree.
Having Pinkie Pie, who can already go Pinkamina, merge that madness with Lesson Zero unicorn insanity...
This can only end in fire... and chocolate. But mostly fire.
Also, ChocoPie is best chocolate pony.
I'm surprised Pinkie hadn't eaten it in one gulp since she and her magic strap-on horn can always make another.
And if she lets a pegasus wear it, will their pegasus magic react with the unicorn magic and change them into a princess? Better have Rainbow Dash be the test subject because otherise you may get an alicorn full of Flutterrage.
this should be good.
>trade trinkets and sell curious
Ponies want to sell me? What did I do wrong?
I think you mean curios.
Does the pink one like
It's smeagol.
single gold coin the the small pony "the the small pony" should be "To the small pony."
Pinkie stroked the horn, awing at it's brilliant luster. It was warm to the touch, probably from being in the son all day, and hte light refracting through it's prismatic body created the beautiful illusion of life. "awing at it's" should be "in awe of its" and it's means it is. son=sun, hte=the.
She picked up up, feeling the soft material that the straps were made from. They too had a warmth to them, and felt like thick silk in her hands. First up should be it.
"Let's see how you look on my head..." she whispered to herself. She positioned the horn right under her 'Pinkie puff' as she called it. "Right where Twilights horn is" she thought. She nabbed the straps, and attached them together at her chin with the barely visible little clip that made the attached strips look almost seamless. Twilights should be Twilight's.
"Alright, guys, into the cupcake sheets" Maybe an end to the sentence?
"Weird name" Ditto.
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God I love my readers for correcting my shit.
<3 Thanks for that. I copied this off of a written draft that I made, so I probably have a lot more mistakes.
1354428 NO, PINKIE! DON'T MAKE CUPCAKES!! D:
Think of !
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You're going to hell.
ERRORS HAVE BEEN FIXED. IF I EVER WRITE HAND, EVERBODY, OR PEOPLE AGAIN, PLEASE JUST MURDER ME.
.Pinkie Pie with magic.....
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True dat, Bender.
Now I want Pinkie to strap the horn onto Twilight. For science!
In other news:
I'm a little disappointed that nobody made a joke about Pinkie being horny yet. That is just sad!
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Well, I'm not that depressingly unoriginal that I would use that pun...
...yet.
Twilight seems to be missing - *sounds of panic* - from this sentence *panic stops*
I think you mean "next year"
"Son" is male offspring; the giant ball of burning gas in the sky is the "sun"
Pound (male) is the unicorn; Pumpkin (female) is the pegasus
Why is that unexpected?
That second quote mark is extraneous
Dropped a t at the end
Protip: proofreaders are your friends.
I also noticed some other readers point out some of the same errors I noticed (forget which ones tho), but they haven't been fixed. Do you not know how, or just haven't had the time?
P.S. Please don't hate me
Srap-On's are Magic should have at least been the chapter title. That shit is gold.
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I meant in the comments. The story is rated Everyone, no pony hanky-panky!
Pinkie + magic = instafave.
Ok I read it first so it's not actually an instafave...
It's cute. I like your style too, it's very Pinkie, somehow.
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Yet error; thank you.
that error; thank you.
gather the though error; thank you.
Other errors have been updated, check again. Fimfiction being derp i suppose.
Pumpkin is the female unicorn, Pound is the male pegasus.http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pound_Cake_and_Pumpkin_Cake
The surprisingly is sarcastic.
Pinkie, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Brain, but how are going to get my chocolate clone to tap dance?
1355121 Eh, I was casually collecting mistakes as I read through.
And then I start singing the song from Pinkie & The Brain!
Pinkie Pie.
With magic. Unicorn Magic.
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THIS CAN ONLY END WELL
1355236 I'm... wrong? That's new
This can only go two ways: Either very funny, or very wrong!