"Midget angry swearing pone"
Say no more, i'm in

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I'm right behind you.

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I am inside your walls

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Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eating a burger with no honey mustard
Eating a burger with no honey mustard

"Harmony itself acted"? I certainly hope not, because if it did then Harmony and Celestia are legit evil and abusive. I'm guessing Celestia acted like she did him a favor when she just exchanged death for prolonged misery and dismorphia.

Without any assistance, she climbed over the edge of the crate and hopped down to the floor. "Ah fuck, I can't believe she's done this!" she grumbled

This is the best start!

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prolonged misery and dismorphia

Assuming the result is not a physically/neurologically healthy pony. In case of a fully succesful transformation it would be, implying a very thorough magical brain surgery with a minimum or no mental change.

'Eyyyyyyyy, Seven! I saw this pop up a bit ago, made a mental note to poke around, and then promptly file 13'd said mental note. My mind's like a sieve, y'know.

Anonfilly, huh? Well... you've done very well with similar characters before, so, here goes!

(Also... Hi! )

that ending for this chapter made me laugh was not expecting that

I was hoping for her to pop out of the crate, grab book horse and say in her best Batman impression “where is she? Where is the joker?”

Without any assistance, she climbed over the edge of the crate and hopped down to the floor. "Ah fuck, I can't believe she's done this!" she grumbled, shaking packing straw from her black mane and green coat. "Set one asshole's tail on fire for being a racist, and eat one fucking cake, and suddenly it's 'Off to the Time-Out Crate with you'... What the fuck, Sun Horse!?"

I'm already loving this

As Twilight opened and read the contents of the scroll, Spike went off to find a prybar to open the crate. Her expression shifted many times as she read— at first, there was surprise, then confusion, followed by a mix of worry and horror. "Is this some sort of joke?" the princess asked, trying to smooth down her quickly fraying mane. "It has to be!"

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One chapter in, and I'm hooked. Oh hohoho dis gon be guuuuud.....

Well this looks fun lol