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The Princess and the Kaiser - UnknownError



Princess Flurry Heart of the Crystal Empire and Kaiser Grover VI of the Griffonian Reich meet. They will reclaim their empires, no matter the cost.

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Part Eighty-Seven

The clock ticked away on the bookshelf. Flurry Heart's ears twitched in time with its ticking while she sat in a plush chair and waited, idly flipping through her stack of papers with her hooves. She had sprawled her wings out on the armrests.

Sunset and Tempest sat on cushions in front of the bookshelf. A window was behind Flurry's chair; the curtains were drawn across the glass, and the room was lit by a series of electric lamps along the bookshelves. They illuminated the spines of dozens of books, all of them fake and meant to give the illusion of a well-read, well-used study. The Queen’s Guard had held Canterlot Castle for years, and this was apparently Lord Commander Lacin’s personal meeting room, whenever he used it.

Rainbow picked at her metal feathers, having undone her straps and taken off the prosthetic. The one-winged mare scrubbed the sharp feathers with a rough cloth, sitting with her back to the wall and propped up by another cushion. She hummed something under her breath.

Flurry felt Rarity’s stare on her horn. The pearl unicorn was the only one standing in the room, glowering above a tasseled cushion beside Rainbow. She breathed deeply below piercing azure eyes.

“Have you talked to Spike?” Flurry asked aloud. She kept rereading a page, eyes scanning over the list under the name and title of one of the nobles she just condemned to die down the hallway. Might be already dead, Flurry admitted to herself.

“He hasn’t left Twilight’s side,” Rainbow answered for the other Element Bearer. “Went to talk to him a few days ago.” The pegasus grimaced. “Wasn’t much of a talk.”

Flurry swallowed and felt a mild pain from the bruises around her neck. The welts had mostly faded and were obscured by her light pink fur. “He’s still eating?” she said aloud.

“Yeah,” Sunset said softly. “I set a team to keep an eye on him.”

“Good,” Flurry answered.

“Good?” Rarity finally nickered. “Is it? Good?”

“He killed all the changelings that oversaw Twilight,” Flurry responded from her papers. “You think he cares what we just did?”

“Don’t you dare lump me in with the rest of you,” Rarity snarled.

“Easy, Rares,” Rainbow said in warning. "You saw Twilight, same as I did. Don't go there."

“No!” Rarity stomped a hoof into the carpet. “You…you…oh, I don’t even have words for this!” She tossed her head. “You used me!”

“I would have told you if I thought you wouldn’t go into theatrics,” Flurry answered.

Rarity sputtered. “Theatrics!? You just lured hundreds of ponies to their deaths! For nothing!”

Flurry snapped the folder shut with a burst of her horn. She levitated it over to Rarity. “Pick one,” she said shortly. “Pick one piece of paper and read it. Any of them.”

“I don’t want to read whatever justifications you say you have.”

Flurry pulled one out herself and flipped it back to her muzzle. “Oh, it’s Baroness Silver Seal,” she snorted. “Bribed the War Office in Canterlot with her generous silver mines to place her nephew favorably in the Royal Guard.” The alicorn skipped several lines. “Made use of ‘free labor’ by the Changelings' work squads in the expansion of her mines outside Hollow Shades. Tunnel collapse killed seventy-two.”

The Princess lowered the paper with half-lidded eyes. She turned them on Rarity. “You think she deserved to live?”

“There is a difference between deserving to live and deserving to die,” Rarity countered. She looked around the room, disgusted. “I can’t believe all of you just agreed to this.”

“Nobles always held their horns high above everypony,” Sunset stated. “I remember Celestia rolling her eyes at them whenever they weren’t looking. All of them that are left are scum, high horns pretending to be higher.”

“So that excuses killing them all?” Rarity shook her head. “You could’ve just revoked their titles and been done with it.”

“Oh yes,” Flurry laughed sardonically. “Leave a bunch of angry, embittered ponies that want their titles back. Great decision. I’m sure their foals will grow up to try and kill me. That’s bad enough.”

“The fact that you don’t see anything wrong with that statement is striking, Princess,” Rarity snorted.

“I didn’t revoke their titles,” Flurry corrected. “I destroyed them. Half their lines can barely trace themselves to Nightmare Moon, let alone Princess Platinum. There’s barely anything from before Discord.”

“Hay, I didn’t even know about Discord,” Rainbow offered.

“Princess,” Sunset interrupted, “do you really mean to just discharge every title in Equestria?”

“Ponies will call you a tyrant,” Rarity agreed.

“That’s not what I meant,” Sunset immediately huffed. “The ELF was funded by several ponies that used what they had of their offshore accounts after the fall of Equestria. They lost their titles in the war and-”

Flurry leaned back in the chair and groaned. “Are you seriously going to tell me that ponies fought in the Equestrian Liberation Front to be called duke or duchess again? Are there thousands of former ennobled ponies waiting with sharpened horns for their titles?” She crossed her forelegs. “I bet they got along great with the communists.”

“They did not,” Tempest said bluntly. “There are a few dozen. Most died in the last stand, if not in New Mareland. But there's a few.”

“The economy is ruined, Princess,” Sunset said. “Whatever farmlands you have in the Crystal Empire might keep ponies from starving for now, but-”

“We’re not on the brink of collapse,” Flurry cut her off. “We’ve already collapsed. Ponies barter for what they need. Currency is worthless. I’m tempted to adopt the Reichsmark as currency for convenience. We're already melting down gold bits, just like the Changelings did.”

“That makes us look like a puppet.”

“We are a puppet,” Flurry nickered. “Accept it. The reconstruction will bridle us with enough debt that your grandfoals will be paying it off.”

Sunset’s ears pinned back. “That’s not what-”

“That’s not what Starlight envisioned,” Flurry said for her. “Starlight is dead. What, was she going to tell ponies to eat hope? The self-sufficient communes will keep everypony from starving for now. We support the Reichsarmee’s advance and serve as garrisons. Maybe integrate the mages into anti-infiltration units just behind the frontline.”

“Ponies aren’t going to like taking orders from griffons,” Tempest warned.

“Nova Griffonia and Aquileia,” Flurry answered. “You mean the ELF, not all my subjects. We need to get Equestria up and running, practically raising a corpse back to life with dark magic. It's not going to be easy.”

“You aren’t going to have any ‘subjects’ as long as you keep killing them,” Rarity snorted.

Flurry exhaled. “Please, Miss Rarity, enlighten me on how letting two hundred ponies live would fix Equestria? I have 40,000 changelings in this city, probably less because my soldiers keep finding ‘escape attempts’ and shooting them.” She gave Sunset and Tempest a cold look.

Both looked away and scuffed hooves on their cushions. “We’re working on it,” Tempest said slowly, “but short of executions it’s not going to stop until we get them out of the city.”

“Why bother?” Rainbow huffed. She adjusted a metal feather and pricked her frog with it to test the sharpness.

"You want me to kill 40,000 changelings?" Flurry asked Rarity. "I could give that order tonight. Or would you prefer I order hangings from ponies that keep trying to take it out on their slavers? Please, tell me how killing two hundred ponies is worse than killing 200,000 changelings in battle?"

Rarity shook her head numbly at the gathered ponies. “I refuse to believe this is Equestria.”

“What did you see when you came down from the Empire, Rares?” Rainbow asked angrily. She puffed her lips. “You see happy ponies tilling the fields? Or just shattered villages along the railway, ponies long carted off to factories and slums to work for the bugs? Wake up.”

“You’re supposed to be the Princess of Hope,” Rarity sighed to the alicorn.

“Hope of justice,” Flurry shrugged a wing. “I could spare them, let them go behind my back like the industrialists in Weter. I didn't go after them and they tried to cut a deal with Grover. Or would you prefer I turned Canterlot into a bloodbath as we sacked the Estates District? That happened in the Crystal City.”

“I would prefer you did not do it at all,” Rarity argued. “Just take the titles. You just wanted to do all those ‘theatrics,’ as you said.”

“Yes,” Flurry nickered. “Because they would just roll over and give them up, then turn around with sharpened horns when the time was right. At least this was done quickly, and away from their foals. I'm not revoking titles just to give them out again like candy to sycophants.”

“That Rarity look-a-like didn’t fall for it,” Rainbow commented. “Duskcrest’s fast.”

“She walked in here,” Sunset replied.

Rarity stomped her forelegs and exploded. “Because she probably didn’t think that the Princess would slaughter them all like…like...”

“Like Suri?” Flurry asked. “Or did you mean Kemerskai?”

Rarity clacked her muzzle shut and flumped on the cushion.

“Celestia had a bureaucracy,” Flurry snorted, “and we’re broke. I’ll take what we can get from those that profited off the Hegemony as they raped my lands. I don’t see a point in humoring the lie any longer.”

“What lie?” Sunset asked in confusion.

“That any title other than Princess mattered,” Flurry responded. “You think the average pony in Vanhoover knew they even had a duchess? Hay, my mother was Princess of the Crystal Empire and she could still give orders in Equestria.” Flurry fluffed her wings. “Ponies just see the wings and horn. That's how Equestria worked. How it always worked.”

The room descended into a long silence.

“How many ponies do we have in the ELF that formerly had titles?” Flurry sighed. “Give me a list. I’ll meet them.”

Rarity snapped her horn up.

“I’ll give them positions in the government,” Flurry rolled her eyes at the unicorn’s glare, “provided they have some competence.” She bared her teeth at Rarity. “What? You think I’m going to string them up? I don’t think even Caramel Marks would’ve done that. He would’ve accepted their help to save Equestria.”

“Caramel Marks was a mare,” Rarity answered in a deadpan.

“Huh,” Flurry blinked. “Steel Stallion was a stallion, right?” she said sarcastically.

“Some might not be happy with just that,” Sunset admitted.

“They can argue why they should keep a title that their great ancestor deserved to have,” Flurry said lightly. “I’ll meet them one-on-one, in a study like this. I won't kill them. Unless they try to blow up my castle.” The alicorn's stare intensified. "Like the other ELF members that got angry about the alliance."

Tempest exhaled. "We've dealt with it. Internally. It won't be a problem."

"How many did you kill?" Flurry asked bluntly.

The Storm King's Right Hoof looked away with pinned back ears. "Enough to prove a point. The cells in the west hate the Changelings more than they could ever hate the Reich. They'll play, especially once the news about Princess Twilight spreads."

Rarity huffed. "Twilight would-"

"Don't!" Rainbow snapped suddenly at the unicorn, then returned to her wing. “What’re we even doing here?” the pegasus asked from her cushion. She leaned back against the side of the wall and avoided looking at Rarity.

“Meeting the pony that had all this,” Flurry held the folder up in her magic. “Only non-unicorn in the Estates District, and only one whose staff had nothing bad to say about her. Thorax checked.”

“One pony collected all of that?” Sunset whickered. “How?”

“Hired a bunch of familial staff,” Flurry summarized. “Let’s hear it from her.” Her ears pricked at the sound of hooves in the hallway and she straightened herself in the chair.

“Thorax is here,” Jadis called from the other side of the door. “With guest.” Sunset dispelled her ward and opened the door to the study. Amoxtli shifted her bat wing on the other side of the doorway and unclipped her holster.

Thorax entered first in his purple uniform. He nodded to Tempest and Sunset. “The others are on their way,” he said vaguely, “but we’ve been taking care of the situation in the dining hall.”

Rarity crossed her forehooves.

The changeling trotted over to Flurry’s chair and she embraced him with her wings, pulling him into a hug. “You alright, uncle?”

“We have the Cornucopia Society members,” Thorax answered. “They have some meetups in Middle Canterlot and elsewhere.” He licked his fangs. “Unicorn supremacists.”

“If there are earth pony supremacists in Appleoosa I’m just going in with a sword and swinging,” Flurry groaned. “This is absurd.”

“Well,” a voice said softly in the doorway, “Neighsay was the head of the E.E.A. It's hardly surprising.”

Flurry released her uncle and stared over his head fin at the other pony. A slightly built pegasus stood in the doorframe, salmon-pink fur covered in a light blue, simple dress with white frills. The pegasus’ long, pale blue mane framed heavy glasses balanced on her muzzle. It made her eyes look owlish and the mare look older, but Flurry judged she was only a few years older than herself.

The mare bowed in the doorway. Her dress tented at the side from covered wings while her lengthy tail pooled on the floor from the bow. “Hello, Princess Flurry Heart,” she said in a refined Upper Canterlot accent. She stood up before Flurry told her to rise and smiled softly.

“Your information was appreciated,” Flurry said neutrally.

“I hope it was,” the mare agreed. “My name is Chess Piece. I was born in Lower Canterlot, but I’m sure you know that.” She stepped forward into the room on light, polished hooves while Amoxtli pulled the door shut.

Thorax licked his right fang before facing the mare and sitting beside Flurry’s chair. The Princess nodded and set the folder down. She took off her crystal band and held it in her forehooves. “I know very little about you,” Flurry admitted, “except that you trotted up to the castle like several of the other nobles.” She paused. “And hoofed over a file that condemned them all.”

“Canterlot has stood on this mountain for a thousand years,” Chess Piece explained in an airy voice. “Everypony is interconnected. Generations of noble families breed generations of servants. When the Changelings came, many took the opportunity to increase their own power, especially once Twilight surrendered the city to stop it from being sacked."

The pegasus looked regretful. “My own family was lost in Lower Canterlot. I wandered for a time, making friends where I could on the streets, and soon found a web of gossip about the excesses of Canterlot. Ponies eager to collaborate and sell out their former friends and family for the graces of the Changelings.”

Flurry waved her hoof. “Continue.”

“It was trivial to find enough testimony to condemn one of them,” Chess Piece said. “A countess named March Match. She embezzled funds meant to reconstruct her lumber yards to fund her lifestyle. Servants hear things, Princess, and they’re inclined to share when they stop being paid and start being drained of love.

“I made sure VOPS looked into her, and I was awarded her estate for loyalty, I do confess.” Chess Piece scuffed a hoof. “I suppose she was sent to the lumber yards she so dearly loved. Everypony in Canterlot is family to somepony, and I soon bribed and blackmailed my way into the soirees and parties of Generalmajor Pagala.”

“Not Jachs?” Flurry asked.

“Oh no,” Chess Piece nickered. “I was still on the streets during his time.”

“Were you here when the ELF assaulted the city?” Sunset asked. She was frowning in puzzlement at the younger mare.

“Yes,” Chess Piece shrugged. “I watched from an alleyway as the attack on the east gate was beaten back. The airborne troops fought very hard.”

Rainbow scrubbed her wing and squinted at the mare. Rarity also frowned beside her and chewed on her lower lip. Both looked wary. Flurry waved her hoof for the pegasus to keep going.

“Hiring the families of servants and protecting them from the Love Tax helped dearly. My mansion is bursting with ponies that do little work, I’m afraid. But servants talk, and they talk freely when they know their families are protected by somepony who actually cares.”

“And that’s you?” Flurry asked without inflection.

“I lived on the streets,” Chess Piece protested with pinned ears. “My family was never wealthy. I understand hardship in a way that no noble in Canterlot ever did.”

“You decided to blackmail the nobility for what?” Sunset snorted. “More money?”

“Money, influence, favors,” Chess Piece waved a hoof. “Or reporting them to the Changelings for their rampant overspending and neglect. Pagala was a poor accountant and addled by her…vices. Lord Commander Lacin did little except kick ponies in the street.”

“So you helped the Hegemony,” Flurry assessed in a low voice.

“The nobility tried to destroy me many times,” Chess Piece laughed daintily. She removed a cloth from a dress pocket and wiped at her thick glasses. “I was ruining their grift.” She suddenly grimaced. “I’m never sure if that is offensive to griffons or not. They even did the same before and during the war. Some of their servants were holdovers from Celestia’s rule, and they knew all the family secrets. Ponies talk, Princess, especially if they’ve been hurt. And ponies also forget who they’ve stepped on.”

Flurry pointed a few feathers at the window just behind her. “Please, do you mind walking over to the window and looking through the curtains?”

Chess Piece did so and brushed a curtain back. “I’m afraid it’s nighttime, Princess. I can see the city?” she offered with a light nicker. She looked over her dress to the chair.

“Somewhere to the west is a large crater,” Flurry said dryly. Her horn pointed at the pegasus over the low back of the chair. "There used to be a forest there." The alicorn folded her wings and twisted around partially in her sweatpants.

“I felt the magic from my mansion,” Chess Piece stated in a wistful voice. “Blew out the window to my study and gave a few ponies a terrible fright. The Changelings deserved it, I’m sure. If the old Princesses fought like that, none of this would’ve befallen Equestria.”

Flurry opened her mouth to respond, then a knock on the door interrupted her. “Princess?” Jadis asked. “The others are here.”

“Enter!” Flurry called out with a partially turned muzzle. Thorax stared at Chess Piece from the other side of the chair. The pegasus did not look too perturbed by the changeling with long fangs leering at her.

Amoxtli pushed open the door from the hallway. Sandbar, Yona, and Gallus stood chatting with each other, sharing some joke. The earth pony and yak were in gray ELF uniforms, and Gallus was in his black coat. Two knights stood behind Gallus, helmets gazing at the crystal pony and Thestral.

Sandbar and Yona bowed, and Gallus clasped a claw to his chest. Their small talk ceased. “Princess,” Sandbar said slowly.

“I was told this was an Equestrian matter,” Gallus added.

“It is,” Flurry confirmed. “It concerns your time here. Please, the knights may remain outside.”

Gallus spared them a backwards glance, then entered the room after Yona and Sandbar. The study was now cramped with Tempest and Sunset below one wall, Rarity and Rainbow along the opposite, and Yona, Sandbar and Gallus standing before the door. The griffon pulled his gloves off and stuffed them into his jacket. He blinked at the mare by the window and paused.

Chess Piece looked back guilelessly, then met Flurry’s hard stare over the back of the chair. “From this moment forward,” the alicorn said in a growl, “there will be nothing but honesty in this room. Do you understand?”

Chess Piece looked to the changeling, then Rainbow Dash and Rarity, and finally back at the three former students of the School of Friendship in the doorway. The three stood in various stages of dawning realization. Chess Piece blinked scarlet eyes, then smirked.

“Golly,” Cozy Glow snorted in an oceanic accent. “Long time, huh? Friends?”

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