Its the month that all stallions dread. A curse where they can't 'get some fun'. Among all of these stallions, a certain confused pegasi under the command of Shining Armor asks one very crucial question... (No Nut November Story)
You were lucky, was about to hit the hay but got a good laugh, And great job with Candy here!
Moonlight's thought at the end, reminded me sort of a scrapped idea I had once
“The scanner still is telling me that the sleeping compounds inside Midnight are still inside of him, which is why I was able to detect them in the first place. The only conclusion I can think of as to why Midnight isn’t in a coma right now is because his body is currently suppressing them! And since the first thing he specialized in was to become resistant to everything, then that means when he first began to develop BBS, or Blue Balled Symptom, his body immediately began to suppress his testosterone, or at the very least diverted them to other areas like muscle growth, which would’ve helped him tremendously when he moved onto other areas of training.” The white pegasi exclaimed. “Now all I have to do is figure out how to undo the block he created onto himself and he’ll be able to finally live a normal life!” The nurse exclaimed, before remembering something. “Unfortunately I don’t know if it’ll be safe to liberate him, given what you and I both saw.” The mare said, lowering her head while sighing, along with Moonlight who finally understood what she was trying to explain.
And that sort of reminded me of a military meme I discovered recently
“So… what are we going to be doing anyway?” Midnight Blitzer asked as they entered the room. Inside was all sorts of medical machinery, from X-Rays to the fabled Magic Scanner. Everything was clean and organized, and upon seeing a white unicorn with a pink and white striped mane inside the room, the young blue pegasi presumed that she was the one who was responsible for helping around.
Ok, this is usually my signal to gtfo, but I guess it works differently in equestria.
“The one labeled ‘XXX’?” The white unicorn asked, having read the inscription. Moonlight couldn’t help but snicker as Health Check simply deadpanned before face hoofing.
Why? Just please tell me why they would name it that.
The two mares deadpanned when they saw the machine flicker green again, even though both of them knew that not hearing the word was downright impossible. Does his mind just simply filter out these things from his memory?
Possibly.
“Are you… into stallions?” Health Check asked, causing Moonlight to blink in surprise. Perhaps that was the reason he wasn’t into her or any other mare? Maybe the only thing that could click something in his mind was that he was-
Good try.
“I’m confused.”
What is there to be confused about?
Moonlight let out a sigh of relief as she heard Midnight state this, but was still disappointed with Midnight's extreme innocence. Just how innocent was this colt? Well, at least if they’re able to fix Midnight, Moonlight will be able to take him and not some random stallion.
Have they ever thought that maybe he’s not innocent, but stupid. Also, I’d like to point out that he didn’t say no.
“Are you asexual?” The nurse asked, becoming more and more desperate by each passing second.
“I honestly don’t know half of what you’re saying.” Midnight stated as the machine flickered green again, prompting Health Check to face hoof as another easy exit was yeeted out of the window. For a moment she seriously had hoped that this was just all an issue of a self-induced innocence because he was asexual, but apparently, he’s just simply extremely innocent.
I’d like to point out he didn’t say no.
“H-H-HOW!?” Health Check yelled before she began to bang her head against the table. “All parents are supposed to teach this to their kids the moment they go through puberty, and at the very latest, the moment they become thirteen! Where were your parents then!?” The white pegasi screamed in desperation, trying to make sense of what was going on. Midnight however stepped back a bit, something that both Moonlight and Health Check noticed.
Oh wait. I can’t believe this just popped into my head, but does he even know who his parents are?
“I guess so.” Health Check answered before she felt the purple thestral pulling to the side a bit before leaning and whispering into her ear.
“You felt it as well, right?” Moonlight asked with a hint of concern. The white pegasi nodded.
Felt it? It’s not that hard to even see.
“Please note that this will take some time to process, but we’ll give you an answer within fifteen minutes I can say.” The white pegasi said to Moonlight and Midnight as the machine continued to receive data from him.
I’m sorry, what? Fifteen minutes? Isn’t this supposed to be sophisticated?
“Then 11 it is.” The nurse sighed before turning to Midnight who had just finished being examined by the Magic Scanner which now began to process all the data it received. “So, tell me, what do you see in these two pictures?" Heart Check asked, holding up two pictures that caused Moonlight to blush. However, Midnight remained confused.
"Uhm… a lip and a stick?" The young blue pegasus replied in confusion.
This is amazing.
"Alright! You don't have to go ahead and sing it!" The white pegasus yelled after showing Midnight various pictures, only to be surprised when the colt continued to show no reaction. Feeling a light tap on her shoulder, the mare smiled when Candy handed her a piece of paper with all the data having been processed. "Alright! The answer to all of our problems, at least I hope so." Heart Check stated as she began to read to herself. The two soldiers looked in confusion as the nurse’s expression constantly shifted, from worry to shock to… embarrassment?
"What happened Heart Check?" Moonlight asked, walking over to the white pegasi who simply passed the paper to Moonlight who began to read and show similar reactions. "Oh my." A blush began to form on her cheek.
What is on the paper?
“The scanner still is telling me that the sleeping compounds inside Midnight are still inside of him, which is why I was able to detect them in the first place. The only conclusion I can think of as to why Midnight isn’t in a coma right now is because his body is currently suppressing them! And since the first thing he specialized in was to become resistant to everything, then that means when he first began to develop BBS, or Blue Balled Symptom, his body immediately began to suppress his testosterone, or at the very least diverted them to other areas like muscle growth, which would’ve helped him tremendously when he moved onto other areas of training.” The white pegasi exclaimed. “Now all I have to do is figure out how to undo the block he created onto himself and he’ll be able to finally live a normal life!” The nurse exclaimed, before remembering something. “Unfortunately I don’t know if it’ll be safe to liberate him, given what you and I both saw.” The mare said, lowering her head while sighing, along with Moonlight who finally understood what she was trying to explain.
Wait, but he went through the same training as every other royal gaurd. So why don’t they act the same?
10761398 (1) Run lol (2) That's what Health Check is asking. Why just why. (3) yes lol (4) oof (5) he's just like that (6) oof! Maybe? Would naively stupid fit? (7) k (8) yes but his parents never got the chance to explain. Blame the defunt military (9) yeah I wonder what would've been better, feel or see (10) Equestria magic (but the whole check up probably took 30-45min) (11) lol *larry from Larry silly songs begins to sing lips* (12) the ending should be the giveaway (13) he kind of have himself his own training program (again defunct military. Most just stand around nowadays)
10761424 6. For now. 7. My bad. I meant no. 10. That’s probably worse. 12. I know that. I just wanted to make sure I didn’t miss anything. 13. Ohh. So on top of his royal guard training, he puts his on spin on it.
10761393 Well, it's from a 1997 US air force vid, being lengthy and has a repetitive nature. Let's just say, how was anyone supposed to understand/Follow this?
It's (1) A faster way for me to say yes or positive (2) just something fun for me to say (3) Like ye or yeet (4) also somebody commented it sounds like something an Eevee would say
10762525 Interrogation. I was playing hoi4 while writing and there's this perk some spies has that enemy extraction rate is lowered. "The torturer's fist will break before this operative will"
Now thinking about it, I don't know why I decided to insert that part into the story. Feels unnecessary.
Hello. How did you feel about the rest of the chapter.
10762562 Oh it's supposed to say fist that makes a lot more sense.
Funny. Did they give up on teaching him? or did they decide to wait until whatever is wrong with him is fixed first? They sort of moved on to other topics.
All considered It seems rather unethical to try and fix him before NNN is over. I'd also think they would want to see if it was possible to replicate it in others at least temporarily, The closest they get to this is they talk about seeing if there is a way to only fix him partially so he can live a normal life like before the curse.
So instead of testosterone working properly to fill his testicles with the "magic" problem of NNN, it dissipated to various parts of his body, that would explain why his wings are twice as big as the average pegasus and possibly also overgrowth on his cock for someone his age. Although considering that fact. It would not fully explain why then other foals do not have that effect and are already candidates to be Hyper Stallion's.
Other than that, the part where they used the lie detection machine was funny. Even to a certain extent he expected that machine to explode. XD.
I suppose that the next chapter will tell us more, although our NNN teacher did not fail to explain the effects that this month has on the Futas mares and how it affects them.
Mmmmmhmmmmmm very nice! XD We are finally starting to get some answers! I loved the lie detector test, hilarious! XD Another great chapter. ^.^ His innocence is just so sadly funny. hehhee
“You do know what NNN is right?” “Nope.” Midnight replied, only for the machine that Candy had placed to release a loud sound.
Huh? Midnight told you earlier: It's about stallions not able to eat nuts. : "It's even in the story title, silly colt!"
Moonlight let out a sigh of relief as she heard Midnight state this, but was still disappointed with Midnight's extreme innocence. Just how innocent was this colt?
If you had an innocence-measurement-machine it would probably overload and explode.
“Yes! Moonlight, I finally figured it out!” The white pegasi yelled, causing Moonlight to become confused.
I thought for a moment she had figured out he was a changeling all along...
“Yeah… pity… But maybe we could try? Perhaps we just need to partially undo what Midnight did to himself and he’ll be able to use his other abilities to live an actual normal life? Like before Discord placed the curse onto Equestria?” Moonlight theorized. “Wait. Why don’t we ask Discord for another time? I’m sure he’ll be interested in seeing a stallion like Midnight somehow being immune to NNN.” Moonlight stated, to which Health Check nodded. “That sounds plausible. Given that the military is currently a train wreck, I don’t think anybody would mind your absence.”
Or maybe, instead of trying to cure him, they can try to give his condition to other stallions, avoiding any chance of the next cumpocalypse. At least for this specific month, in case the other stallions aren't interested in becoming innocent the entire year.
You were lucky, was about to hit the hay but got a good laugh, And great job with Candy here!
Moonlight's thought at the end, reminded me sort of a scrapped idea I had once
And that sort of reminded me of a military meme I discovered recently
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Ah cool. Well good thing you grabbed the train on time.
10761362
Yeah. About that meme, you really wanna know?
10761368
e
Ok, this is usually my signal to gtfo, but I guess it works differently in equestria.
Why? Just please tell me why they would name it that.
Possibly.
Good try.
What is there to be confused about?
Have they ever thought that maybe he’s not innocent, but stupid. Also, I’d like to point out that he didn’t say no.
I’d like to point out he didn’t say no.
Oh wait. I can’t believe this just popped into my head, but does he even know who his parents are?
Felt it? It’s not that hard to even see.
I’m sorry, what? Fifteen minutes? Isn’t this supposed to be sophisticated?
This is amazing.
What is on the paper?
Wait, but he went through the same training as every other royal gaurd. So why don’t they act the same?
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(1) Run lol
(2) That's what Health Check is asking. Why just why.
(3) yes lol
(4) oof
(5) he's just like that
(6) oof! Maybe? Would naively stupid fit?
(7) k
(8) yes but his parents never got the chance to explain. Blame the defunt military
(9) yeah I wonder what would've been better, feel or see
(10) Equestria magic (but the whole check up probably took 30-45min)
(11) lol *larry from Larry silly songs begins to sing lips*
(12) the ending should be the giveaway
(13) he kind of have himself his own training program (again defunct military. Most just stand around nowadays)
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6. For now.
7. My bad. I meant no.
10. That’s probably worse.
12. I know that. I just wanted to make sure I didn’t miss anything.
13. Ohh. So on top of his royal guard training, he puts his on spin on it.
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K
(13) yeah he realized that the military was defunct so instead of wasting his time and do nothing he decided to progress by himself.
10761452
Ok that makes sense.
"the word come? Yeah, it means to follow somepony or to somewhere together. I came with Moonlight!"
Okay Larry, you can put those lips away! 💋
10761180
Very much enjoyed it! <3
10761244
Wooot I can hardly wait! :D
10761393
Well, it's from a 1997 US air force vid, being lengthy and has a repetitive nature. Let's just say, how was anyone supposed to understand/Follow this?
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Lol. Dang it I should've added that joke too. It would've been so Midnight-like.
You got the Larry reference
10761691
Well surprise surprise the chapter is out, unless you've already read it. :)
10761893
Lol
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E
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Yeah.
10761961
I’ll be honest, I don’t know what that means.
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E
It's (1) A faster way for me to say yes or positive (2) just something fun for me to say (3) Like ye or yeet (4) also somebody commented it sounds like something an Eevee would say
10761992
Since there are multiple definitions, what does it mean, now?
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yes
10762008
Which definition does it mean now?
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yes
10762032
I don’t think that answers the question, but ok.
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e is yes
10762046
Ohh. That was so confusing.
10762048
LOL.
yes
What?
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Interrogation. I was playing hoi4 while writing and there's this perk some spies has that enemy extraction rate is lowered. "The torturer's fist will break before this operative will"
Now thinking about it, I don't know why I decided to insert that part into the story. Feels unnecessary.
Hello. How did you feel about the rest of the chapter.
10762562
Oh it's supposed to say fist that makes a lot more sense.
Funny. Did they give up on teaching him? or did they decide to wait until whatever is wrong with him is fixed first? They sort of moved on to other topics.
All considered It seems rather unethical to try and fix him before NNN is over.
I'd also think they would want to see if it was possible to replicate it in others at least temporarily,
The closest they get to this is they talk about seeing if there is a way to only fix him partially so he can live a normal life like before the curse.
10762620
Damn you autocorrect!
Sort of. They did stop for now but they have a plan now.
So instead of testosterone working properly to fill his testicles with the "magic" problem of NNN, it dissipated to various parts of his body, that would explain why his wings are twice as big as the average pegasus and possibly also overgrowth on his cock for someone his age. Although considering that fact. It would not fully explain why then other foals do not have that effect and are already candidates to be Hyper Stallion's.
Other than that, the part where they used the lie detection machine was funny. Even to a certain extent he expected that machine to explode. XD.
I suppose that the next chapter will tell us more, although our NNN teacher did not fail to explain the effects that this month has on the Futas mares and how it affects them.
Anyway I'll wait for the next chapter bro!
10761911
Not yet no! Been one of those days. Let me go look! :D
Mmmmmhmmmmmm very nice! XD We are finally starting to get some answers!
I loved the lie detector test, hilarious! XD
Another great chapter. ^.^ His innocence is just so sadly funny. hehhee
10763231
Yep! How do you think things will go?
10763389
Hilariously! XD Oh colt, I just can't wait to see how Midnight reacts when it finally gets through that thick skull of his. XD
10765455
Midnight when he realizes how many mares wanted him to 'screw them with his screwdriver'
*blinks*
._.
10765462
Exactly!
Nice chapter, good to have more development for Midnight.
10766133
LOL
10766574
They're starting to realize... his true potential lol!
Huh? Midnight told you earlier: It's about stallions not able to eat nuts.
: "It's even in the story title, silly colt!"
If you had an innocence-measurement-machine it would probably overload and explode.
I thought for a moment she had figured out he was a changeling all along...
Or maybe, instead of trying to cure him, they can try to give his condition to other stallions, avoiding any chance of the next cumpocalypse.
At least for this specific month, in case the other stallions aren't interested in becoming innocent the entire year.
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Good points.
Loved the silly colt point the most. And yes. A machine that measured innocence would probably indeed blow up.
Changeling? Interesting theory but Midnight is a pure pegasus.
And who knows. Maybe it could've been an interesting plan?