Right! Prepare for a long, even if slowly updating, Fic! At this point, I have about 85K written, and these first few chapters I will be posting rapidly! This is HiE, so, if that's not your thing, turn back now! I can only ask to those of you who do read this, to hang in longer than one chapter, as I'm a perfectionist, and in my opinion, things become much better from a few chapters in.

God, I cannot express how much this chapter burns my eyes in comparrison to the rest... So yeah; once upon a time, this looked good in my eyes, and so, at some point, I must have thought this was the best of my ability, but... alas, I was wonderfully surprised! Who knew!?

Ok, thanks for reading!

Well... He got his naked lady.

This is very well done. I'd give you a cookie but Pinkie ate them all.

Two alicorns in all of Equestria? You forgot Princess Cadance.

“Hey, I’ve got one simple statement to make. I’m speaking to you!”

This seems like something The Doctor would have said at some point....

Also: what happened to Fidget!?!? Cats are awesome!

Aside form a few run-on sentences, this was very well done. The arrival in Equestria is always one of the most picked apart moments in any HiE story, and you handled it very well in this story. It was believable, entertaining, unique, and well written; all the things should be in the beginning of any good story. And now on to the rest...

You remembered that Celestia has purple in her mane (it's surprising how many fics miss that)

1152674 We don't talk about background ponies or their spawns here.

Also yes I believe I'll be shining a light back on this zombie of a fic in a attempt to have others read.

Or is it just well and truly dead?